Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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Comments (220)
kjhowse 0
you shouldve went back there and beat him up
pandemic_fml 0
Haha, maybe it means we'll be bes'franns! :D
sherrybaby10 0
well I hate all the assholes who think they are English majors. this site is for fun and you all ******* ruin it, if we want to hear that shit we will go to facebook and let our snooping parents correct us.
Enzan 0
Uh...if the money was in your wallet, then how did the money fall out? Hmmm....I smell BS. Money doesn't magically turn invisible and intangable then fall through your pants pocket and wallet so that hobo's and strangers can just pick it up. Besides, who carries $300 in cash on them? You just smell like a mug victim. Shamed. You deserve it. w^,^
LevyLove 17
lol at least u got a third of it back...
missygirl213 5
At least youre only $200 down..good luck though Maybe you should've asked the dude for the money back he probably would've understood..
RKftw 0
#10 who carries 300 bucks on them?
celestialkidd 0
I think this is fake... how does 300 dollars slip out your wallet then out your pocket? bs -.-
Monztar 0
he's a lying ass
lakswimmer33 0
so if u see the guy picking up ur money go get it back.... ra-tard