Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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niesenator 0
How does money fall out of your wallet and then also out of your pocket?
Randoodle 0
I wouldve been like dude I just dropped tht give it back!!!
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Comments (220)
benito_fml 0
im only posting this because OP is from minnesota
mfmylifesrsly 30
184 wins! and holy shit, pendamic and pendatic have similar names lol
michael32123 0
snickerdoodle is a tranny
unpossible 26
It is funny that the consonance and assonance between pendatic and pandemic are so close, but the meanings are so disparate.
bobtythecow 0
Why doesn't everybody on FML saying that we're too mean to snickerdoodles SHUT THE **** UP!!! What you are doing by saying that we are being cruel is basically saying "snickerdoodles has an opinion and you guys (or girls) are awful people for expressing your views and opinions."
bobtythecow 0
P.S. Pandemic, You said that anybody that hates on snick is just to afraid to actually argue with her. I have a 3.9 GPA and am not even half as arrogant as Ms. snicks so arguing with a 12 year old he- she doesn't really bother me
grigone 0
guys everyone. chill. sniker girl. just go to a corner and hide there for a week to make everyone happy :) no need to thank me
srgspartan117 8
agreed karma is a bitch. y would u carry $300 in ur wallet!!!!!!
mrguy266 0
Bobby, or whatevr the hell your name is..nobody cares about your GPA... and snick...don't listen to these lousy pieces of shit..they'll get over themselves..
1sarcasticmind_fml_fml 0
so there was just randomly 400$ on the ground within a 3 feet radius...interesting...where do you live?