lola1313
Downers Grove, United States
Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML
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Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Self report
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
KDH
Santa Monica, United States
Classic
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Chaznuts
Australia
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
coveholli
Perth, Australia
Bad omen
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Steve Froemming
Minneapolis, United States
Names and faces
Today, I hate when I go out and I forget peoples' names; even though they know me and I know them, I forgot their name. FML
clairebear104
Louisville, United States
Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML
Jake404
Australia
Classic blunder
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
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Kallian_fml 21
You think that's bad? I can't properly pronounce the name of my partner of three years, so I never say it. I think he's starting to realize...
dreamweeper370 10
I would have left the date after the second incident unless you played it off super cool.
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Comments (74)
zandalee 19
He couldn't have made much of an impression on you. Unless he made too much of an impression and you were simply nervous.. :8
NordicPride89 5
That really sounds...wait where I was going with that.?
Queensland 27
Yeah, where the hell were you going with that? Seriously though. No one knows.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I don't think anyone knows where they're going with their comments, including myself. Let's just all take the day off from commenting.
hbake 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I dont see why people have said blind and deaf. A "blind" date doesnt necessarily mean hes literally blind. Could be the kind where you have never seen each other before the date. Or maybe thats their attempt to be funny and I missed it, haha.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
-woosh- "Oh don't mind me, I'm just the joke going over your head".
AwkwardPartyBear 24
I'm going to guess you missed it :p
Enslaved 36
Psst! His name was Kiiiiddd Rooooock!
pistachiopanda 19
Hey, I'm lucky if I remember my own name some days.
AGB10 19
Me too! I write it on my hand so that both my and my date can read and remember ;)
jjacks23 6
school must have been Hell for you
lightanddark 17
Just ask him who he's named after, because you'll get a story as well as his name
CharresBarkrey 15
Or he'll say "No one," and move on with the conversation.
AKGirlinSD 20
This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Jerry dates Delores. He forgets her name but has the clue that her name rhymes with ********. "Mulva!" haha
TIRiIPIPiN 6
Can someone say "short term memory loss".
LtBoom 13
Short term memory loss.
AKGirlinSD 20
31, how about 10-second Tom?
AussieChick101 13
Clearly you were distracted by how good looking they were.