Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cravings
Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
The single life
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Just Dependa Things
Today, I came home from a one-year Army deployment, only for my wife to tell me she feels claustrophobic with me in the bed. She then asked for a divorce. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Really struggling, huh?
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Long distance
Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML
Proof of love
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Frying pan, meet fire
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Nice welcome
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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rawr9able 4
Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.
bluetiger105 0
What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.
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Yuuki_mei 0
Tell her that you'll be screwing all types of other women in the country you'll be going to. That'll show her
justalilrandom2 4
Sadly it is hard to get laid in Afghanistan where OP is most likely deploying to, nice thought though.
justalilrandom2 4
The places that most soldiers are deployed to in Afghanistan do not have prostitutes.
ArmyMP31b 0
Are you a retard? As a vet of the middle Eastern wars there are no prostitutes in those lands. With him being married and leaving for deployment he needs to open a new bank account and split his check so the greedy bitch can't get her hands on all his cash. Besides he is in more danger of an Article-15 when he would be screwing someone else other than his wife while deployed. So shut your mouth before something else retarded escapes.
justalilrandom2 4
221, there are but they are rarer than anything on earth, and as you said an article 15 or the German equivalent would be flying his way pretty fast. Plus who has the time whilst you are at an OP with Terry Taliban firing at you, or on a FOB where you can't just walk into town and get laid. Plus seeing as that non-existent prostate may just be a female Taliban fighter I'd avoid getting naked in front of her.
frozenfreeze 5
Leave her, she's definitely not worth staying with!
zojieeu 6
totally agree
Sonnii 1
I'm sorry, women like that pisses me off! makes me sick that some people are so selfish that they don't care about their significant other's life and feelings when they go to war.
smilessss 4
why just women. men that cheat piss me off. there's such a double standard for men and women. when men sleep around with more than one woman they're a hero but when a woman sleeps around she's a wh*re or sl*t. dont get me wrong because anyone that cheats is dirt but a good majority of the comments are saying they hate women like that.
paleontology 2
So, you're totes okay with men cheating, it's just women who cheat that you hate? How about we stop generalizing genders, yeah? People who cheat suck, regardless of gender. I hope we can agree on that.
ballwiz24 0
Wow you both need to hop off. He just said he hates women like that. There was no implication that men don't do that. Chill out.
ballwiz24 0
Thats not true. Men that sleep around are not seen as heroes to to other men. They're seen as dirty man ******.
dbss11 3
93 and 94 stop being ignorant he didn't say that only women cheat, he just stated an opinion and that doesn't mean everyone has the same opinion so stop assuming, also when have you ever heard that a guy that cheats is a hero? so please take your inane comments elsewhere thanks.
dbss11 3
and just for your information, women can't get placed on the frontlines of war so unless the guy that went to war is gay and his partner cheats on him then it will most likely be a woman cheating, and will stay that way until an equals right act is passed, which will probably never happen, because women would have to sign up for the draft, just saying.
15IowaGurl15 0
They were talking about general cheating, not just women cheating on men in the war.
mismonroe 0
true @ 93, I dated the same man all through my military training, bct, AIT, etc, and he dated EVERYONE else. Jody, baby!
lowshadows 21
well in this case, its a girl who's cheating no offense
justalilrandom2 4
148, that isn't true. Many nations have women on the front line, see Canada and Denmark. Canada has even lost a female infantry officer in combat, Germany I'm not too sure on, however many nations don't but seeing as there were so many comments on generalizing I thought I'd point out another one.
Papaw_fml 3
Time to say, "So long bitch"!
sandmancometh 3
military training = oh my wife has gone missing. I have no idea what happened to her. ... snicker snicker......
Soloman212 28
She committed suicide by shooting the man she was having sex with in the back of the head, shooting herself in the face three times, cleaning the hilt of the gun, and putting it in my hands. Then she cut off her left arm with my combat knife. (Cleaned that too, clever girl.)
KinqLeo610 0
sorry brother....
kut19 6
in other words, she's horny and a *****. fyl, indeed man.
dandawg69 0
I've heard girls in the the Air Force are amazing hot and I'm sure it's with any kind of aviation force in any country. I say dump her and get someone who actually cares and knows what it's like to be on some sort of military tour.
FreebirdIII 1
Navy has a lot of hotties too.
EthanSheridan 1
couldn't agree more
KyRidHEART 0
You all are creeeeeeeps.
mismonroe 0
Army has some hot chicks. I had a few when I was in ;)
lowshadows 21
Try the Coast Guard Girls, nothing to do but work on their tan, God that's Hot!
meredithxjane 0
yeah but with like 2 years of living in the dorms they're skanks! and most of them pull the "but I'm a girl" card on the flightline and pawn their work off on the guys
goshpeople 4
She's admitted to adultery. Divorce her and don't look back. She doesn't deserve you.
mattstive 0
you and about 20,000 others like us.