Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I came home from a one-year Army deployment, only for my wife to tell me she feels claustrophobic with me in the bed. She then asked for a divorce. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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rawr9able 4
Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.
bluetiger105 0
What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.
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Comments (327)
ToxicxKitten 9
Divorce her and find someone more trustable. Or buy her a damn *****.
TylerGowen 0
Wow, what a straight up *****.
cumverg 0
Lying bitch...
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
Sorry to hear that, OP. I would leave here before she starts taking all of your hard earned money too.
combatsoldier 9
I feel ur pain brother good luck bro
SweetJaze 0
divorce, she's just gonna keep doing others trust I've been in the military and I don't wanna see u go down the domestic violence stage.
RebelCandy 0
Wow she should learn how to keep her legs closed.
jalaven 1
Dude, don't even waste your time. You are going to risk your life and she is back at home with another dude. Thank you for your service.
blahman52 2
All women are like this... trust noone .....
mariazzz 5
all women? you're an ass. Like men are all angels. Just cause ops wife turned out to be a ho, doesn't mean ALL women are like that you moron!!
RebelCandy 0
Not all... just quite a few.
theybebitchin 4
pissy much? you're right but no need to freak out...
CaptainPickles72 18
37- All women aren't one way and same goes for men. I hate when people use stereotypes especially when it comes to gender.
jane79 0
stupid men like you who stereo type piss me off almost as much as cheaters and for your info no not all woman are like her, that's like saying all men care about is sports and getting laid by as many women as they can, there are nice women out there who don't cheat and value a relationship, I hate cheaters personally I feel there is no reason in the world to cheat if u are in a relationship weather your out with friends and decide to hook up with someone other than your girl/boyfriend than call them and dump him/her it only take 30 seconds to dial or text and say hey it's over I'm going to bang someone else now bye and if the relationship is troubled sleeping around won't fix it so break up
DrPepper2013 0
All women, eh? I can honestly say I've NEVER cheated on anyone and I never will. And the same goes for my boyfriend. He would never cheat on me and I know it. So some people may be like that but nowhere near "all"
sxe_beast 11
Divorce her NOW or she'll just cheat on you and take advantage of benefits of being a military wife.
kingtz 6
Agreed. Divorce her asap!!!
sxe_beast 11
Not knowledgeable of how the military workers, but... if he dies in the line of duty wouldn't she get a large amount of money from a life insurance policy. Not only that, but amazing health coverage, tax free shopping on bases, etc?
mismonroe 0
As soon as they divorce he can easily go to DEERS and change his beneficiary. She'll lose her medical benefits, so long as she isn't pregnant, also.