Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I came home from a one-year Army deployment, only for my wife to tell me she feels claustrophobic with me in the bed. She then asked for a divorce. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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rawr9able 4
Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.
bluetiger105 0
What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.
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Comments (327)
bryan1992 0
Cheating is cheating. Divorce her!
jennnwoww 2
You deserve better... dump that bitch...
geraldinewheesk_fml 0
Aww. sorry dude! cheat on her once and maybe it will be even? I personally would divorce her ..,
littlemisschat 0
yeah cos two wrongs always make a right -.-
warvillain147 0
that sucks man, divorce? lol
Omgpwned1234 0
Wow you're a prick.
zebraface 15
women are always doing that to men who are serving their country it's terrible. sorry OP =[
rebelvamp420 14
you can bite as hard as you want :)
texan4ever 2
same thing happened to me bro, except she waited till I was gone to do it, then lie to me when I found out. it's time to cut sling load and roll out amigo
meredithxjane 0
it takes a certain kind of woman to be a military spouse. and obviously she isn't it
StinkySiddneyIsF 2
it sounds like she has self esteem problems. a year with out intimacy?? it's marriage, some people go a year without while living in the same house! :) I'd say, ok, but I'm having the unit send you back to the states, and locking up the bank account while I'm gone- and oh ya, I'll be buying all the **** and xbox games I want down range. and don't be sad if one woman welcoming me home isn't enough after a year of no intimacy, I'll expect you and your hot friend to be waiting in bed for me then :D
amber_ok16 0
damn that sucks. sorry to hear that