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By  isallwaysme  |  27

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  doodlecloud  |  26

'Rubbing one out' is not exactly an uncommon phrase, particularly on the internet. It's pretty equally used for both genders but if I really had to choose I'd say it was more to do with guys. I dunno why 1 is freaking out.

By  SweetasCandy0609  |  28

you should turn it into the police he needs to know that their are consequences to his actions.

  icadragoon  |  11

Thanks for the laugh, I needed that. I think maybe you should read FML's slower from now on, I'm thinking you read this too quickly and jumped to conclusions that weren't there.

  Dracoboxer357  |  35

13- Sure there is. If you don't believe me, go flog your meat somewhere extremely public, you'll have the boys in blue showing up to encourage you to Cease and Desist all actions, just before they offer to show you their pretty station they work from. ;P
23- Rubbing one out, aka, rubbing your penis until you orgasm, not really odd slang you know. It actually makes perfect sense as an accurate description of masturbating. :p

  Ms_ValS  |  27

Hahahaha! If you are serious, then turning in one's son for jerking off wtf. What exactly do you expect the cops to do to the boy? They all do it too!

  macho_nacho  |  7

Yes, #4. There are consequences for sexually gratifying yourself. If the dad were to actually talk to the police, they would laugh in his face and leave. How about you worry about more pressing and important matters that are actually worth calling the police; like domestic violence, arson, etc?