Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
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LordoftheOcelots
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At least she's not deaf, right? She can hear the lakeside and all it's majestic nature sounds?
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Calaraphea
| 16
I'm pretty sure you can't hear much from inside an apartment. Unless there's a huge tree outside?
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metalwolf
| 17
You can hear plenty inside an apartment. I live next to the major road in the town. I keep my media center streaming music all the time since i would much rather hear music than trucks driving by.
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obnum
| 19
20... What do trees have to do with it???
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doctor_glitter
| 6
yeeeah but lakes don't usually make as much sound as a major road.
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DyslexicPanda
| 12
I think you kinda missed the point #1...
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waffule365
| 16
Not really your fault you were just trying to make small talk.
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MrClean17
| 15
I guess she didn't see the humor in the situation
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lolaroxie
| 12
Literally
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Lasagnaa
| 24
At least she can't see who you are. I'd probably switch personalities and pretend to be someone else.
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DeidaraAkatsuki
| 17
So many sexual innuendos here.
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DubstepCrazyXD
| 11
How is this any where near sexual?
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perdix
| 29
#11, you're not familiar with that old "I'll keep my eye out for you" joke?
I would tell it, but that was the punch line.
I would tell it, but that was the punch line.
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greenie213
| 23
How immature do you have to be to find sexual innuendos in this FML?
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flockz
| 19
maybe "i had to enter an old lady."
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DeidaraAkatsuki
| 17
#48 exactly
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doctor_glitter
| 6
That's, like, one sexual innuendo though, and a pretty poor one at that.
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PhDInLife
| 8
Bet you were blinded by embarrassment...
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NagainaFier
| 16
I too also find embarrassment creeping up on me and covering my eyes from behind! Glad to know I'm not alone.
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whaleninjamaster
| 7
I'm sure that she is confronted with that situation a lot, OP. I bet that she just brushed it off.
Ever see when Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind guy?
Ever see when Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind guy?
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Jharrist89
| 12
That was awesome!
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ozpunker
| 20
I bet she didn't see that one coming.
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death943
| 10
Eye am sure it was just a lot make out. There was only a sight chance that she was blind.
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Jharrist89
| 12
When life gets you down, grab a snickers! You didn't know..
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klovemachine
| 24
this is more like a twix moment...
need a moment, grab a twix :-D
need a moment, grab a twix :-D
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ddjustme
| 9
Well that must've made the following hour the awkwardest hour of your life.
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AshaaFerreira
| 22
I can think of more awkward situations...
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Kyle_Kawi27
| 7
I bet he felt horrible as well.
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joshua1615
| 8
At least he wasn't trying to show girlfriends mother a picture his suit for prom on his phone and she scrolled to the right to find a picture of her daughter, naked.
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JoeGrant
| 12
Don't worry so much, how were you supposed to know; just apologize, OP.
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Kalipczo
| 21
She probably didn't take it too offensively, it's probably happened before.
Ever see when Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind guy?