I'm pretty sure you can't hear much from inside an apartment. Unless there's a huge tree outside?

You can hear plenty inside an apartment. I live next to the major road in the town. I keep my media center streaming music all the time since i would much rather hear music than trucks driving by.

20... What do trees have to do with it???

yeeeah but lakes don't usually make as much sound as a major road.

I think you kinda missed the point #1...

I guess she didn't see the humor in the situation

Literally

At least she can't see who you are. I'd probably switch personalities and pretend to be someone else.

How is this any where near sexual?

#11, you're not familiar with that old "I'll keep my eye out for you" joke? I would tell it, but that was the punch line.

How immature do you have to be to find sexual innuendos in this FML?

maybe "i had to enter an old lady."

#48 exactly

That's, like, one sexual innuendo though, and a pretty poor one at that.

I too also find embarrassment creeping up on me and covering my eyes from behind! Glad to know I'm not alone.

That was awesome!

Eye am sure it was just a lot make out. There was only a sight chance that she was blind.

this is more like a twix moment... need a moment, grab a twix :-D

I can think of more awkward situations...

I bet he felt horrible as well.

At least he wasn't trying to show girlfriends mother a picture his suit for prom on his phone and she scrolled to the right to find a picture of her daughter, naked.