FML : Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented...

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Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rent-a-cop - / Sunday 5 May 2013 04:28 / Canada - Toronto

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By waffule365 | 16

#5479226 - Sunday 5 May 2013 12:56

Not really your fault you were just trying to make small talk.

By whaleninjamaster | 7

#5479238 - Sunday 5 May 2013 01:02

I'm sure that she is confronted with that situation a lot, OP. I bet that she just brushed it off. Ever see when Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind guy?

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By LordoftheOcelots | 10

#5479225 - Sunday 5 May 2013 12:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Calaraphea | 16

#5479300 - Sunday 5 May 2013 01:58

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

metalwolf | 17

#5479414 - Sunday 5 May 2013 03:35

You can hear plenty inside an apartment. I live next to the major road in the town. I keep my media center streaming music all the time since i would much rather hear music than trucks driving by.

obnum | 19

#5479680 - Sunday 5 May 2013 06:49

20... What do trees have to do with it???

doctor_glitter | 6

#5479943 - Monday 6 May 2013 01:40

yeeeah but lakes don't usually make as much sound as a major road.

DyslexicPanda | 12

#5480343 - Monday 6 May 2013 07:21

I think you kinda missed the point #1...

By waffule365 | 16

#5479226 - Sunday 5 May 2013 12:56

Not really your fault you were just trying to make small talk.

MrClean17 | 15

#5479403 - Sunday 5 May 2013 03:21

I guess she didn't see the humor in the situation

lolaroxie | 12

#5479431 - Sunday 5 May 2013 03:55

Literally

Lasagnaa | 24

#5480356 - Monday 6 May 2013 07:59

At least she can't see who you are. I'd probably switch personalities and pretend to be someone else.

By DeidaraAkatsuki | 17

#5479229 - Sunday 5 May 2013 12:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

DubstepCrazyXD | 11

#5479266 - Sunday 5 May 2013 01:22

How is this any where near sexual?

perdix | 29

#5479422 - Sunday 5 May 2013 03:46

#11, you're not familiar with that old "I'll keep my eye out for you" joke? I would tell it, but that was the punch line.

greenie213 | 23

#5479423 - Sunday 5 May 2013 03:46

How immature do you have to be to find sexual innuendos in this FML?

flockz | 19

#5479639 - Sunday 5 May 2013 06:19

maybe "i had to enter an old lady."

DeidaraAkatsuki | 17

#5479641 - Sunday 5 May 2013 06:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

doctor_glitter | 6

#5479944 - Monday 6 May 2013 01:44

That's, like, one sexual innuendo though, and a pretty poor one at that.

By PhDInLife | 8

#5479234 - Sunday 5 May 2013 01:00

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

NagainaFier | 16

#5479724 - Sunday 5 May 2013 07:35

I too also find embarrassment creeping up on me and covering my eyes from behind! Glad to know I'm not alone.

By whaleninjamaster | 7

#5479238 - Sunday 5 May 2013 01:02

I'm sure that she is confronted with that situation a lot, OP. I bet that she just brushed it off. Ever see when Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind guy?

Jharrist89 | 12

#5479373 - Sunday 5 May 2013 03:01

That was awesome!

By ozpunker | 20

#5479244 - Sunday 5 May 2013 01:05

I bet she didn't see that one coming.

death943 | 10

#5479644 - Sunday 5 May 2013 06:22

Eye am sure it was just a lot make out. There was only a sight chance that she was blind.

By Jharrist89 | 12

#5479253 - Sunday 5 May 2013 01:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

klovemachine | 24

#5479704 - Sunday 5 May 2013 07:22

this is more like a twix moment... need a moment, grab a twix :-D

By ddjustme | 9

#5479259 - Sunday 5 May 2013 01:19

Well that must've made the following hour the awkwardest hour of your life.

AshaaFerreira | 22

#5479924 - Monday 6 May 2013 01:08

I can think of more awkward situations...

Kyle_Kawi27 | 7

#5479982 - Monday 6 May 2013 03:07

I bet he felt horrible as well.

joshua1615 | 8

#5480183 - Monday 6 May 2013 04:54

At least he wasn't trying to show girlfriends mother a picture his suit for prom on his phone and she scrolled to the right to find a picture of her daughter, naked.