By cookyourowndamndinner - 17/04/2017 06:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my roommates sat me down and said we need to have a serious chat. I was worried, until they asked me if I could quit my new night job. When I asked why, they said it was because I wasn't home anymore to cook them dinner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 008
You deserved it 451

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If they offer to pay you more than your new job does...

TedThePanda 5

tell them only if they pay to support all your needs and give you extra for your wants.

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somebody has got to cook

Use laxative next time, maybe they won't ask again! ??

If they offer to pay you more than your new job does...

lol tell them they gotta cook themselves, or by ramen and cereal.

TedThePanda 5

tell them only if they pay to support all your needs and give you extra for your wants.

iamme216 7

i honestly would be a little honored ha.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tell them to do their impression of an adult.

Well, they can either pay you enough to live or they can learn to cook their own damn dinners.

Tell them to fuck off, grow up and learn how to cook their own food.