By cookyourowndamndinner - 17/04/2017 06:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my roommates sat me down and said we need to have a serious chat. I was worried, until they asked me if I could quit my new night job. When I asked why, they said it was because I wasn't home anymore to cook them dinner. FML
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Uniquestar7 20

If they offer to pay you more than your new job does...

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TedThePanda 5

tell them only if they pay to support all your needs and give you extra for your wants.

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wickedgetz 30

somebody has got to cook

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Shaiggan Cheema 5

Use laxative next time, maybe they won't ask again! ??

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Uniquestar7 20

If they offer to pay you more than your new job does...

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hunterseal 18

lol tell them they gotta cook themselves, or by ramen and cereal.

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TedThePanda 5

tell them only if they pay to support all your needs and give you extra for your wants.

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iamme216 7

i honestly would be a little honored ha.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tell them to do their impression of an adult.

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DanielleinDC 32

Well, they can either pay you enough to live or they can learn to cook their own damn dinners.

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RinoaHeartilly 36

Tell them to **** off, grow up and learn how to cook their own food.

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