Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
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Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last two miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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FFML_314 12
Run in place, in your house. Don't go outside.
smileanyway 0
Don't let them get to you. Keep running and soon enough people will be shouting "Pump those skinny legs" and wolf whistling. Work it girl!
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GunReaper 0
ydi for gorging yourself with food.
TheJaneDoeLife 0
**** all dem bitches and hoes hun cause ur gunna have the last laugh when you look fine in that poka dot bikini!
jlynntiger 0
run on the treadmill, but don't listen to those innmature people I'm sorry
tubal069 0
C'mon don't let the fat jokes deter you from your end goal(s). Remember there will always be haters out there. Now how much weight are you trying to lose?.....I might have the perfect work out for you!
Jaaks84 0
Hey OP, If you're really interested in losing some serious weight send me a PM, I do a few things including a short workout routine (I don't eat super healthy) and I've lost 15lbs in a month no lie, I can send u pictures of me 3 months ago and now. Best of luck in your weight loss, don't worry about what ppl say to you, its not important, its what you feel about yourself inside that matters. Have a positive spirit and if you have that drive to achieve your weight loss success then only focus on that and don't let jerks and morons distract you or get you down. J
4567123 0
youre using that as an exscuse not to run. stop making excuses you stupid prick and lose the weight
ohaimrmuffin 0
get a life
123whyme 0
You shouldn't listen to criticism like that. Plus, you should've yelled, "drive fatty, drive!"
nood_fml 0
this is when you have a cool diving scene into their car, beat the sht out of both of them, and then dispose of the car. ^.^
nood_fml 0
*both of them referring to the people in the car lol got two fml's mixed up :/
BubbaDoose 0
get a tread mill you cow!
Xgabe_thekingX 0
don't eat after 8 ma fat friend did and he lost like 10 pounds in a month, add that to eating healthy and working out 4 u and ull be good by july