Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last two miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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FFML_314 12
Run in place, in your house. Don't go outside.
smileanyway 0
Don't let them get to you. Keep running and soon enough people will be shouting "Pump those skinny legs" and wolf whistling. Work it girl!
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karinapuff 0
Ever hear of a treadmill?
oscar6464 8
It's for your health. Go at night when no ones around.
crazy4uboi 6
Just ingots them whoever it was , was probably just being an ass because they are to lazy to go for a run themselves
ChiBear1979 1
Forget about the haters. You're doing something to make yourself feel better and healthier, regardless of how much or how fast you lose weight. If you don't get out there and continue to do so, how can you tell them to F off when they pass you sometime in the future trying to cat call at you. Keep running.
jamal0000007 4
Maybe if you weren't so fat that wouldn't happen. Fatty
lemonademixer 7
How bout horizontal running?
JamieLT 22
People who do that are asses. I hate it when people see me running and think it's hilarious to whistle. It's rude.
xoAbiox 18
exactly why I don't go running! Could try wearing headphones next time? listening to music will make the time fly too :)
XxQuartersxX 14
Screw that s.o.b. Go for your run! Lose that weight! Whats wrong with wanting to better yourself and possibly the quality of your life in general?
Tijenai 5
I would say just try to build up the courage or get a treadmill? Whatever works, man. If you want to get in shape, there's gonna be more than just physical trials.