By thatsucks - 28/02/2016 20:49 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML
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danceinconverse 25

And that's when you said "Fuck it." And get a new vacuum.

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JuzReading 23
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What a feral thing to do

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PaigeDCurtis 14
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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Why have you forsaken the FML community? You really couldn't conjure up something more original?

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nightstalker94 18

Why can't you just enjoy the comments instead of complaining like a high school girl who can't even?

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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Because it's a really shitty pun.

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nightstalker94 18

Ah I see what you did there haha good one

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countryb_cth 38

And because every time a FML has anything to do with shit someone makes the shitty situation pun and it got extremely annoying real fast

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SweetJane5522 22
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I'd say that stinks. But bad puns aside, yuck!

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syki 22
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I was gonna say it sucked.

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SweetJane5522 22
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Unfortunately that's all I had.

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J352SAURUS 30
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The OP beat you to it!

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

What an idiot. Thank god he's gone. Hopefully the next roommate you have won't be so stupid.

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danceinconverse 25

And that's when you said "Fuck it." And get a new vacuum.

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elcee1987 18
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I really would.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Vacuums probably fucked anyhow, dry vacuums don't take too kindly to sucking up liquids.

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MrGodface 21
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It is called a dry vacuum, not a wet vacuum.

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JuzReading 23
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What a feral thing to do

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theoldman 22

What a fecal thing to do.

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scyth3s 13
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Feral and fecal are very different...

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blehtate 3
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Unlike most people, instead of thinking about the smell or disgusting vacuum... I think of how dirty his floors are. I mean several weeks and you still haven't cleaned the floors.

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LMAO__no 15
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Not necessarily. They could use the vacuum just for their furniture. all my floors are hard wood and I still have a vacuum for furniture and cob webs on the ceiling.

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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Is your housemate the same person that caused septic tank water to be regurgitated out of the toilet by using the vacuum on it, or does no one else get reminded of that FML?

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dhiran_singh 16
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Turn on the vacuum might be a new blender now

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hellnosucka 27
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what a refreshing idea.

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telli164 30
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Find out where he lives now, leave nasty poop vacuum on his doorstep and buy yourself a new one!

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Cnscott0205 15
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Mail the vacuum bag to him with a note that says, "You forgot something."

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MandieL 27
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That would cost about as much as a new vacuum.

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allforfun 23
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I really like this idea...

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ThrottleJockey 34
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Totally worth the cost of postage!

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False_Stupidity 41
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Absolutely! Doing this would be worth any amount of postage, just for the satisfaction of it. Oh, and I'd definitely make sure I'm out of sight but nearby when he gets his delivery. The look on his face would be priceless.

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