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Same thing different taste
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Drip drip drip
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Show it anywayI'd say that stinks. But bad puns aside, yuck!
I was gonna say it sucked.
Unfortunately that's all I had.
The OP beat you to it!
I really would.
Vacuums probably ****** anyhow, dry vacuums don't take too kindly to sucking up liquids.
It is called a dry vacuum, not a wet vacuum.
What a feral thing to do
Feral and fecal are very different...
Unlike most people, instead of thinking about the smell or disgusting vacuum... I think of how dirty his floors are. I mean several weeks and you still haven't cleaned the floors.
Not necessarily. They could use the vacuum just for their furniture. all my floors are hard wood and I still have a vacuum for furniture and cob webs on the ceiling.
Turn on the vacuum might be a new blender now
what a refreshing idea.
Find out where he lives now, leave nasty poop vacuum on his doorstep and buy yourself a new one!
Mail the vacuum bag to him with a note that says, "You forgot something."
That would cost about as much as a new vacuum.
I really like this idea...
Totally worth the cost of postage!
Absolutely! Doing this would be worth any amount of postage, just for the satisfaction of it. Oh, and I'd definitely make sure I'm out of sight but nearby when he gets his delivery. The look on his face would be priceless.
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And that's when you said "**** it." And get a new vacuum.
What a feral thing to do