Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML
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danceinconverse
| 25
And that's when you said "Fuck it." And get a new vacuum.
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JuzReading
| 23
What a feral thing to do
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PaigeDCurtis
| 14
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Aerobic_Exorcism
| 13
Why have you forsaken the FML community? You really couldn't conjure up something more original?
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nightstalker94
| 18
Why can't you just enjoy the comments instead of complaining like a high school girl who can't even?
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Aerobic_Exorcism
| 13
Because it's a really shitty pun.
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nightstalker94
| 18
Ah I see what you did there haha good one
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countryb_cth
| 38
And because every time a FML has anything to do with shit someone makes the shitty situation pun and it got extremely annoying real fast
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SweetJane5522
| 22
I'd say that stinks. But bad puns aside, yuck!
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syki
| 22
I was gonna say it sucked.
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SweetJane5522
| 22
Unfortunately that's all I had.
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J352SAURUS
| 30
The OP beat you to it!
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_awwhellnaw_
| 45
What an idiot. Thank god he's gone. Hopefully the next roommate you have won't be so stupid.
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danceinconverse
| 25
And that's when you said "Fuck it." And get a new vacuum.
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elcee1987
| 18
I really would.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Vacuums probably fucked anyhow, dry vacuums don't take too kindly to sucking up liquids.
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MrGodface
| 21
It is called a dry vacuum, not a wet vacuum.
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JuzReading
| 23
What a feral thing to do
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theoldman
| 22
What a fecal thing to do.
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scyth3s
| 13
Feral and fecal are very different...
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blehtate
| 3
Unlike most people, instead of thinking about the smell or disgusting vacuum... I think of how dirty his floors are. I mean several weeks and you still haven't cleaned the floors.
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LMAO__no
| 15
Not necessarily. They could use the vacuum just for their furniture. all my floors are hard wood and I still have a vacuum for furniture and cob webs on the ceiling.
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Aerobic_Exorcism
| 13
Is your housemate the same person that caused septic tank water to be regurgitated out of the toilet by using the vacuum on it, or does no one else get reminded of that FML?
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dhiran_singh
| 16
Turn on the vacuum might be a new blender now
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hellnosucka
| 27
what a refreshing idea.
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telli164
| 30
Find out where he lives now, leave nasty poop vacuum on his doorstep and buy yourself a new one!
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Cnscott0205
| 15
Mail the vacuum bag to him with a note that says, "You forgot something."
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MandieL
| 27
That would cost about as much as a new vacuum.
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allforfun
| 23
I really like this idea...
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Totally worth the cost of postage!
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Absolutely!
Doing this would be worth any amount of postage, just for the satisfaction of it.
Oh, and I'd definitely make sure I'm out of sight but nearby when he gets his delivery.
The look on his face would be priceless.
Doing this would be worth any amount of postage, just for the satisfaction of it.
Oh, and I'd definitely make sure I'm out of sight but nearby when he gets his delivery.
The look on his face would be priceless.