Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I'm living with my now ex-girlfriend of 9 years in the house we bought together. What's worse than that is the fact that 2 weeks before she told me she was unhappy and ended it, I had bought an engagement ring. I didn't get the chance to ask, and had to return the ring. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
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a1f0sff 25
Well you can always keep it and give it to the right girl!
kman1759 7
Well at least it's out of your life now!
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Comments (201)
hemz_fml 13
So now find a new girl, one who isn't a **** and save that ring for her
nerdy96birdy 8
How promptly?
Icequeen102990 1
Well at least you have the ring for future endervers
kaylamahoney90 12
She was not what you needed. You will find better.
kaylamahoney90 12
She was not the one. Her loss.
cybermolly10 7
Sorry to hear it, but the next time you get serious with a girl, remember, we will let you know when we want you to propose! Girls don't keep quiet about that kind of thing.
ogtwag 2
Why the hell couldn't you take it back?
alera_fml 12
Keep it around for someone who deserves it. Not every woman is like that. Chin up!
DarthVader77 9
Man, take it as a warning. I wish my the GF did the same to me. Marital bliss ismore than I can handle.
fantasyworld 39
I'd sell it.