By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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LolFMLnot 10

You should give the guy some credit, at least he tried. First time is not always what you imagine it to be.

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deltoramastr 12

Look on the bright side. Your sex life can only improve :-)

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Dillyduzit 23

I don't know why you're complaining about how long it lasted. I'd think that if it "hurt like hell", you'd want it to be over as quick as possible.

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wwebabe 3

i lost my vrginity to my boyfriend who was also a virgin, he has a 9 inch dick and lasted 40 mins, i couldnt walk straight for a week

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hope_is_key1994 0

The first time is the worst! It will get better thought

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ryerey 1

Woah woah woah! Sex DOES NOT have to hurt the first time. SEX POSITIVE PEOPLE! Educate yourselves! Check out Laci Green on youtube. She covers sexual debuts and how they can be made amazing!

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Kaytlynn3241 0

How could it hurt how old are you havent u worn a tampon

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Cinn_fml 22

I'm sorry, but what the ****? I don't know which is more mind boggling, your lack of punctuation or your comparison of dicks to tampons.

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Kaytlynn3241 0

How does it hurt cuz we all know u 've probably experimented like everybody else

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kemnet 7

If it hurt like hell wouldnt u be glad it was over?

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ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

Actually, my first time was rather great, and we were both virgins. So, it's not always horrible the first time around. Besides, no one ever said you had to practice with someone else, if y'know what I mean.

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janro72 10

Oddly I have a fettish for a certain amount of pain...now I know I'm ready to lose my virginity.

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