Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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Comments (256)
mileena 7
Oh that is unfortunate
White_Knightspc 0
Did he teach you how to drive stick? Or did you have to teach him?
daniellestatt 0
did you happen to do some Vroom Vroom in De Back Bulliashit?? XD
Peacewind 0
Ok that ain't an FML. That's a win!
bro1oke 0
what is your boyfriend six?
woopdattrick 5
Were there any sound effects made?
xItsJacobbb 0
Here's hoping it wasn't the highway to hell.
barbiiee_fml 0
YDI for getting in the bed in the first place dumbass!
kay729 7
That means he's either a loser with a race car bed or your to young to be having sex
luckoirish14 6
That's creepy in one of 2 ways