Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
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OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.
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Top comments
jesseheath 0
why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.
worb 0
oh my god, a hood piercing o_o
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Comments (289)
leslieannahock 0
oh snap.
CeeCee_fml 16
Damn...I am really curious as to what her reaction was.
alex_vik 1
You deserved it for getting a tongue piercing, she deserved it for getting a hood piercing, you both deserved it for putting one piercing near another.
Raven_fml 0
If I got mine caught on something, my first thought would not be to call my mother, it would be to unscrew the damn barbell.
lexxi_fml 0
you should have called a friend or something, you idiot.
reyemrein 0
13,14,
Matisse_fml 0
For her birthday, you need to give your girlfriend one of those metal blacksmith puzzles where you have to figure out how to separate the two peices...
poopydutchman 2
win
warsaw_fml 0
Hood piercing WTF. Nasty. And I second #16.
kellster 2
LOL
YOUNGMONEYMILLI 0
Oh my God, **** you life foreal. What was her reaction ? If I was her i`d be scarred for life.
Marysenjo 0
i agree with #14 - why didn't you just UNSCREW the piercing??? rather then calling your mum in, lol.