By Truan - 25/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
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Truan_fml 0

OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.

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jesseheath 0

why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.

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Mpapir 0

hood piercing? really? dude, thats just disgusting

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lola_noone 0

y call ur mom call ur friend call ur brother call ur sister anyone but ur mom!

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Zwink 0

ok why didn't you take it out first dumbass

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JillianIsLoveee 0

For everyone saying it's not real cuz they couldn't have used a phone in that compromising position, it says they had to 'call her in' as in, she was in another room and could easily walk over to them. Also, seriously? How did you manage to get it stuck? It's not like the piercings have loops and chains that could get caught.

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makjon86 0

how do u decide when to get your "hood" pierced? Do girls just wake up and think I wanna pierce my clit today? That's ****** up. YDI for dating a chick like that.

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omgnooo 0

Im sure this is fake.... Unless ur gf weighs like 500lbs there is no reason for u not to be able to unscrew yours or hers and if she weighs 500lbs, it's all on you... forget about reaching it, you would probably suffocate under all that fat.... and who the f*ck calls their mom? first of all, ur face is f*cking stuck to her crotch, second, i'm sure there are plenty of other people to do it who wouldn't punish u for it... your friends would probably hi 5 you... Third... This situation has come up countless times in movies so you should know that bad things happen when piercings meet... if you really called your mom, it was probably just cause u wanted to prove u were having sexual relations with a woman...

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Misanthropist 0

Clearly the idiots dissing these piercings have never experienced the benefits of them, so please go back into your boxes and stay off the intertubes. To the OP, I've had my tongue pierced for years and this is something that I still worry about with my girl. I don't know how well her hood piercing has healed, but you could suggest she change it out for a barbell so this doesn't happen again?

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ha_ha_ha 0

there's no way this is real

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