By Truan - 25/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
I agree, your life sucks 417
You deserved it 190

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Truan_fml 0

OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.

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why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.

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no way this is true. i'm sure it was super easy for you to get to a phone with your tongue stuck to a vulva. and lol at #74. you're so right.

**** YOUR LIFE LOL THAT IS ******* HILARIOUS LOL SUCKS FOR YOU LOL

missmishi08 0

ha ha awkward much lol sorry mate

yeah why the hell did you call your mom in there? that really is the most awkward thing ever. i would def call a friend or something. and i'd freak out on my boyfriend if he called his mom in there too! awkward!!!!!

that's why you don't **** metal on metal.. it's like ******* bone on bone, grindin'

why your mom of all the possible people who could help?... stupid. YDI

rockinseagulls 0

get a curved barbell for her. problem solved.

wallythedolly 0

Your fault for dating a girl with a hood piercing. Ew.