By Truan - 25/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
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You deserved it 190

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Truan_fml 0

OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.

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jesseheath 0

why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.

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EverWatcher 0

There is no way this has never happened before. That leads me to think the OP ripped this off from elsewhere. If it's real, wow.

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Raspberry_007 0

why would your call your mom? lmfao cos thats not awkward at all.. "hey son, whats up?" "my tongue ring is stuck in my girlfriends ******. come help me?" yeah.

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iloverichardhell 0

dont let her keep that peircing in too long, after a year of having it most girls lose all feeling there

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Damone 0

is that a fact? does the same apply for nipple piercings?

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dcapp 0

i agree with #13 you should have seen that coming if you both had those piercings

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cwcwwang 0

ahahahahaha GUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDD ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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k8e_1729 0

your mother? that's retarded. id rip it out before calling my mother in the room!

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lilsharppiez 0

I would have just taken my tounge ring out for a min to get unstuck. what did ur mom do? what made u call ur mom and not a friend or someone else? let me tell all u other haters out there that there is nothing wrong with where someone wants to get pierced. thats their own thing.

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ChelseaAnn08 0

Dumbass. Tongue piercing+hood piercing=DUMB IDEA!! It's the SAME freaking concept as you having braces and your girlfriend having braces. And I agree with everyone who says you are a dumbass for calling your mom to help. Who the hell does that?! "Hey mom! My tounge ring is stuck in ______'s ******. Could you help get us untangled?"

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