By Truan - 25/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
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Truan_fml 0

OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.

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jesseheath 0

why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.

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Chris968 0

Ouch! And embarrassing! I hope you all had a good sense of humor about that! At least your mom knows your girlfriend pretty well now!

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pommeblossom 0

I agree with everyone who said unscrew the piercing. Why would you want your mother to see you with your tongue on a ******?

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AlphaKlams 0

I can't imagine how awkward that must have been. But look on the bright side, it could have been worse. Imagine if you had to call in her dad.

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gilj 0

well, at least you were trying to please a girl...

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ehue 0

hahhaaa, my friends and i were talking about what if this happened to one of us the other day. i know that it was probably super embarrassing for you but you have offically made my week!

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NeverBAckDown_fml 0

BEST FML I HAVE EVER READ I LITERALLY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

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DKjazz 20

Literally? You should keep it in ice and hoe the doctors can reattach it.

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Shadowflames420 0

you are an idiot. Just remove the top of your tonuge ring. This happens all the time......

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f0rged 0

I don't see how that would happen. Unless she has a TINY hoop and a horizontal piercing, or you have a HUGE ball in your tongue piercing...I've had my hood pierced for 3 years and my boyfriend has his tongue pierced...never had any problem whatsoever

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brpaps 0

You all are sexually repressed. I don't see what is so wrong about a hood piercing. As for a Prince Albert, I wouldn't get one but it would be hypocritical of me to like clit piercings but think Prince Albert's are weird.

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charvisioku 22

Finally. Someone who doesn't judge before they can even evaluate why they're judging. It's nice that there are still people in the world with better things to do.

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audiogasmic 0

WHAT THE ****. hood piercing?! ouch!! i would never pierce my genitals, it's not that attractive, especially not to be so painful. that's really awful though, must've been painful in more than one way...

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charvisioku 22

Actually, hood piercings aren't meant to be very painful at all. They just pierce the bit of skin, which doesn't really have many nerves in. It'd be an actual clit piercing that would be really painful. But as the piercer I asked said, that's just silly when you can just get the hood done.

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