Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML
Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Smooth.
Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
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Psych101 9
"I fell on it?"
LlamaUprising 10
Classy.
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Comments (419)
NigerianMedicine 11
I'm not surprised. What better way to get rid of the spawn of the devil than to use it as toilet paper? (Aside from getting it stuck in the anus)
thesockbunny 5
Are you a vet?
jmcr 27
How the hell did it get in there in the first place? ...do i really want to know that?
Unknownwords 0
they took phone sex to a whole nother level lmao
bandaidmonster 4
I'm sure that's going to void his warranty...
ANTLink19 4
Not if they didn't have diarrhea. No LDI on the outside to show tampering .
bearkat420 3
Did you at least get to keep it?
SoleilNoir_fml 0
Good grief, that's terrible.
lgndary 0
Bet it got there thanks to apple maps
Dale194 0
Crappy reception?
luckshotpro 12
I'll bet someone told the owner of the phone, "you can take your iPhone and shove it up your ass." The rest, as they say, is history.