Miscellaneous: Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50%...

By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 05:51 - United States - Cortlandt Manor

Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

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That's a lot of damage!

By Stressed_Out_Student - 29/08/2018 22:00

Today, I had to do a still life of a pillowcase for my drawing class. To make up for bad grades I've gotten before, I followed my professor's directions to a T. He took 19 points off because I drew the background when no one else did. We have to do it for every piece. FML

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Not respected anymore

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 09:04 - Australia

Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML

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By Sleuth - 02/09/2018 13:00

Today, I found out why my professor accused me of not handing in an important essay before the due date. Apparently she spilled coffee all over it and didn't dare to tell me. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By tirf - 09/02/2015 22:58

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2012 16:05 - France

Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML

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Felt cute, may delete myself later

By Dragon - 04/04/2023 12:00

Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML

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By Anomaly - 03/03/2015 02:43 - United States - Trenton

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 00:59 - United States

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "That was a gift." FML

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Friday 6 November 2009 2:29

Complain to the school You failbecausez she's uncoordinated? Not right

ico2 2

Friday 6 November 2009 2:29

tell her to give you a hundred or you'll report her for vandalism

Comments

nm22395 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:33

That is retarded, how can she lower your grades for something that is her fault.

97currie 0

Monday 20 June 2011 20:11

that would be the point.

xMrAndyTranx 4

Friday 6 November 2009 2:35

That's when you take a cup of HOT coffee and "spill" it on her face and say I'ld hit that but you have burn marks :/

Whatevers_clever 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:36

LMAO!!!

chinCHILLaOUT 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:35

Ah, shit. That sucks man. You should totally tell the principle/school board/ etc.

fbp6277 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:36

Wow, you live in NY and that sounds exactly like my art teacher. Does her name happen to be Ms Kerwin? xD

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Friday 6 November 2009 2:37

I hope you grabbed her by the back of the neck, slammed her head through the canvas numerously, and screamed "OOPS! I THINK IT HAS BLOOD STAINS NOW!!!!" *I do not condone violence* :]

deathburger13 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:44

Hahahahaha xD win

Sun_Kissed18 25

Friday 6 November 2009 2:47

Complain to someone. That teacher hates you or is an idiot. Take your pick

Harrywhat 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:48

YDI for turning it in early.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Friday 6 November 2009 2:51

OK, where in the FML does the OP say they turned it in early, and how would that make them deserve their uncoordinated teacher getting a coffee stain on it and giving the OP a 60? You fail as a troll.