Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML
Today, I had to do a still life of a pillowcase for my drawing class. To make up for bad grades I've gotten before, I followed my professor's directions to a T. He took 19 points off because I drew the background when no one else did. We have to do it for every piece. FML
Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
Today, I found out why my professor accused me of not handing in an important essay before the due date. Apparently she spilled coffee all over it and didn't dare to tell me. FML
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML
Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML
Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML
Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "That was a gift." FML
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Bud_fml 16
Complain to the school You failbecausez she's uncoordinated? Not right
ico2 2
tell her to give you a hundred or you'll report her for vandalism
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Comments (209)
Kathryynn 0
I would seriously consider getting her fired, that sucks big time and she cant do that.
LinkinYM 0
I agree as well.
cecilia_weasley 0
You need to go to Academic Advising and tell them you need to contest a mark. Go to the head of the department, the dean, everybody until you get this sorted out. She probably can't get fired for this -often professors can't get fired unless they do something really bad- but she will have to give you a higher grade. I hate some art teachers. They mark by if they like the style of art. :(
GeneralBE 0
fake
possesed0ne 0
beat the shit outta that clumsy bitch...then spill hot coffee on her face and scream 'fail!!!!!!!!!'
beccajunebug 0
what a bich!
CandyKissesNum1 0
u shoulds cussed out ur teacher n make a big scene so she should get fired if i were u i would yell and bother my teacher until i got my grade
lillywilly 0
she's a bitch! You should hunt her down :)
Ninjaface 0
You deserve the bad grade. A good artist would have been able to instantly come up with some BS explanation as to how the coffee stain was part of the concept.
fdeg4161 13
#169- You're a damned idiot. That really sucks, btw.
tazzzy 0
Why do people post stupid shit like this? If something like that happens you tell her SHE is hte one who poured her coffee on it and if your grade doesn't change you go to the department head. You don't accept that stuff. I wear you people are a bunch of pansy assed idiots
WestIndianAK 0
I actually literally do not believe this story. It's not possible. There's no way in hell she docked your assignment for a flaw she created. Didn't happen.