Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML
Today, I had to do a still life of a pillowcase for my drawing class. To make up for bad grades I've gotten before, I followed my professor's directions to a T. He took 19 points off because I drew the background when no one else did. We have to do it for every piece. FML
Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
Today, I found out why my professor accused me of not handing in an important essay before the due date. Apparently she spilled coffee all over it and didn't dare to tell me. FML
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML
Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML
Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML
Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "That was a gift." FML
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Bud_fml 16
Complain to the school You failbecausez she's uncoordinated? Not right
ico2 2
tell her to give you a hundred or you'll report her for vandalism
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Lehk 9
take your revenge at the next round of school board budget meetings by loudly campaigning for tax relief in the form of slashing the art department budget.
sunshine96_fml 0
complain... that grade should be CHANGED... talk to the dean or principal... that could make or break ur grade especially since there are not many grades if thats 50% of the quarter!!!
Kylias 6
Art teachers are dicks, man. My drawing teacher last year would come up, analyze your half-finished sketch, then spend 10 minutes criticizing it, after which she would take your pencil, continue criticizing, and fix it according to how she saw it. She did that to me only once. I think she must've felt my "I am going to punch you in the ass if it stays in my chair for 3 more seconds," stare because I'm one of the few people she never did it to twice.
evanwilliams 4
Nice you seem really intimidating. Good work.
idrivefast 0
I hate art teachers. They act like just because they have all the degrees to "back them up" that they can tell you that your art is wrong. That's why I refused to continue with art.
DameGreyWulf 1
"Come on artists, the day is here! And your mission is very clear Put an end to the bourgeoisie And death to everyone who's never heard of me" I was suddenly reminded of this song...
fylahole 0
yeah. cool song
justmeagirl 0
BS- you could just go to the administration and complain.
brianjman14 23
tell the principal and get her nigga ass fired
echarperouge 0
Wow, liar much?
Midday_fml 0
that's ******* stupid y didn't u say, ummm mrs art teacher u spilt the coffee? it wasn't my fault i should get full marks?
kravitzz1990 0
either ur teacher is a massive b*tch, orthe is the worst FML ever!!! lol
956TXking 0
take your piece to school and shoot the bitch
Wh0ababyy 0
make a scene