Self report

By Criminy - 04/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I went on yet another date with this beautiful young lady from my job. I can’t help but feel bad because ever since my wife gave birth to our kid she’s been sluggish and puffy, and I’m not attracted to her anymore, but I don’t know how to leave her because my son would be without a father. I hate this. FML
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Rake 13

You started dating before divorsing your wife? You gave up the the mother of your child in her most vul​ner​able time because she is not perfect shaped after giving birth? Did you even bother telling her anything is wrong? Or going to some counseling? My real comment will probably be modereted

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Hangryko 29

You should hate what you've become: An utter sociopath. You're a bad person, husband, and father. Your parents would be ashamed to acknowledge you as their son, and your son disavow you as his father in the future. It is my sincere hope that your wife finds out and gets everything in the divorce, leaving you penniless and irreversibly devastated.

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Rake 13

You started dating before divorsing your wife? You gave up the the mother of your child in her most vul​ner​able time because she is not perfect shaped after giving birth? Did you even bother telling her anything is wrong? Or going to some counseling? My real comment will probably be modereted

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Hangryko 29

You should hate what you've become: An utter sociopath. You're a bad person, husband, and father. Your parents would be ashamed to acknowledge you as their son, and your son disavow you as his father in the future. It is my sincere hope that your wife finds out and gets everything in the divorce, leaving you penniless and irreversibly devastated.

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FluffythePink 19

Wow, what an absolute scum bucket of a human being you turned out to be 👏

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D J's MOM 17

so you were attracted to your wife enough to get her pregnant with your child and the moment her body isn't perfect anymore because of pregnancy, you look for someone younger and hotter. you're one of the biggest, worthless scumbag assholes I've seen on here. I hope you're wife moves on and has a great life and the hottie dumps you and you rot in hell.

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soundsfakebutok 9

oh, you poor, poor man

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MomofTwins 19

You are an asshole. May you be vulnerable, at your weakest one day and be abandoned by the one person you need most.

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L0life29 6

you’re a piece of shit

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EricW 4

keep it simple : keep your family and **** your colleague

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

You, sir, are the scum of the earth. Your wife just pushed out YOUR kid - not her fault being pregnant changes her body for crying out loud - and you're dating behind her back? And you're so shallow it has to be a "beautiful, young lady" because you're no longer attracted to your wife who's just had to go through nine months of hell with your spawn gestating inside her? You don't deserve anyone, and I hope your wife files for divorce and takes you for all you've got. And if your side chick knows you're married and is still dating you, I hope she gets taken too.

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Crowned Sataness 12

of course she's sluggish and puffy!! she just carried and pushed out a whole little human which destroys a womans body (you knew this when you got her pregnant) and her useless husband has thrown her to the wolves instead of helping and supporting her. you are absolute scum and when she catches you she's going to take you for everything

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