Work, Poopoo peepee and Job interview: Stars of CCTV - FML

Stars of CCTV

By Guess I'm jobless - 10/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML

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Hangryko 31

Thursday 11 January 2024 3:42

YDI for not cleaning up your mess. Other people need the bathroom after you.

poopface82 23

Thursday 11 January 2024 15:45

Evidently they decided you were completely full of shit in your interview. Shit happens, I guess.

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Hangryko 31

Thursday 11 January 2024 3:42

YDI for not cleaning up your mess. Other people need the bathroom after you.

poopface82 23

Thursday 11 January 2024 15:45

Evidently they decided you were completely full of shit in your interview. Shit happens, I guess.

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