Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
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Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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illmatic2 16
Well is she fat? If she is that insecure about her weight then she probably should go to they gym.
Jeffo193 13
Sucks for you dude but you've just reminded me that i need to go to the gym, thanks!
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Comments (48)
Vinchenzo_Flux 8
There is a major difference in asking her to go, and asking her to go WITH you. Choose your words wisely OP, otherwise say hello to the couch.
meegal 12
It's women. They are too damn sensitive. They're crazy. Men are definitely the superior gender, no doubt about it. The only reason men pretend that women are equal is so we can have sex with them. That's it. All they are are walking vaginas. Men know if we told a women the truth that they're inferior to men they wouldn't have sex with us. So we pretend. We have no choice. I wonder how women feel knowing their sole purpose is to have sex with... Once we find a way to make babies without needing a woman to carry it I swear, they will all become our sex slaves because that's all they're good for. Cooking, cleaning, and sex.
TheMystery13 13
"I'm not implying you're fat. I'm saying it outright, lardass."
Vidimus 13
Women are crazy, you know this right?
CoyoteOldOne 17
For the love of god, consider yourself lucky. Find someone else.
Nicole1225 14
Girls can be so dramatic about this. No, you're not fat. But you can be skinny and unhealthy if you don't exercise!
BlobfishUnite 14
Ah, girlfriends, always thinking you are plotting against them...
not_mario13 7
Next time tell her if she's not going with you, you're taking the coworker she's jealous of.