Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
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Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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illmatic2 16
Well is she fat? If she is that insecure about her weight then she probably should go to they gym.
Jeffo193 13
Sucks for you dude but you've just reminded me that i need to go to the gym, thanks!
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Comments (48)
empath 20
It's disappointing that she obviously didn't go to the gym with you it might have improved her confidence.
calivianya 29
Or eroded it further... that really depends on how well she performs at the gym. She sounds like the kind of person who'd find the hottest person in the gym, compare herself to that person, and then be miserable and self-pitying as a result.
igive 29
Idk, it could have give a different direction too. He should have been her "work out buddy" to get in the shape she wants to be in. It'd make her feel supported.
charvisioku 22
What is it with so many women getting really touchy as soon as anything remotely to do with weight comes up?
ronski 41
Blame it on the hormones
calivianya 29
Because the media is so preoccupied with tiny non-existent celebrity bodies that women feel like they are failures if they don't match up. Some women eventually grow out of that mindset, but some never do.
billyz77 24
And it's us constantly horny men that lust after them. Women feel that if they aren't as skinny as Anne Hathaway, men won't love them or will go elsewhere for love. Let me tell you other guys something - I've had every kind of woman you can imagine. Tall, short, skinny, fat, beautiful, not so beautiful, rich, poor, outgoing, shy, and all the others in between. The best loving I ever had came from a slightly overweight, kinda (she thought) plain looking, shy waitress/bartender with zero self confidence. This girl outshined the slightly famous actress I had been seeing and opened my eyes to the wonders of females of ALL shapes and sizes. What I'm trying to say is - the knockouts usually don't have time for you cuz they've always got their nose in a mirror and ya gotta wait so damn long for them to "just run in real quick and put on my face." Btw - I married that little tigress that thought she was so plain and I have enjoyed EVERY one of the last 35 years. And I'd do it again.
Cupcake040 17
If you have a daughter you're setting a good example for what her boyfriends should be like!!
onorexveritas 24
why do some girls take everything so seriously? damn. sorry op
Damian95 16
I know misery loves company and all. And you only had good intentions. But she's a woman...maybe ya should've thought that through.
zombieslayer83 19
Rookie mistake!
Eivana 37
Your friend has insecurity issues much...?
xxEternalRain 13
Does she know she doesnt have to be fat to exercise?
KaiCer0 8
I heard its worse when you're married.
buckdharma 38
She used to be a heavenly body. Now she has so much mass that you have to take her to Planet Fitness.
blackcatbadluck 9
Whats wrong with planet fitness? I work out there because it is an amazing gym. Not everyone who works out there is overly fat.
perdix 31
"You don't need me to inform you that you're fat. What does your gut tell you?" After that, you might not need to go to the gym. The hospital or morgue is more like it.
jujubunni5 9
I'm pretty sure since she over reacted that much because op asked her to go to the gym she'll probably skip the funeral and punch him into the ground herself.