Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
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Heroesrule99 0
Why the hell would you shout that out? Loser
teiso_fml 0
Even if she DID want your personal number to go out with you, yelling that out isn't the classiest move to make... and probably would have freaked her out a little.
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Comments (107)
nzl_fml 0
why would you yell that sh!t out loud anyway
NorfolkDude 2
Maybe this is why you don't have a girlfriend? Because you care more about telling others rather than telling her? If you hadn't shouted, perhaps you could have made a cute joke with her like, "Yeah, send me some text." Or something, rather than shouting to your friends making her embarrassed. Perhaps she pretended to want the store number then cause everyone was staring at her, and you ruined your chances.
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
aww i sorry ):
Kingswenxa 0
D: at least you can see some girls everyday
AngelRaven89 0
why would you shout that, let alone say that in front of her. No wonder you're single. If she's asking about you're stores ads in the paper, that isn't exactly flirting.
madasahatter 0
Why would you shout that?
patticake1601 0
....and you wonder why you're alone!
marc_with_a_c 3
Wow, and I thought I sucked with women.. seriously you're worse than me
xoxo_Kate_oxox 0
LOL . smooooth . ;)
caits13 0
If you yell "Finally!" the person who you are talking to will begin to see why no one else wants to go out with you. Your life is ****** because you're so annoyingly desperate.