Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
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Heroesrule99 0
Why the hell would you shout that out? Loser
teiso_fml 0
Even if she DID want your personal number to go out with you, yelling that out isn't the classiest move to make... and probably would have freaked her out a little.
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Comments (107)
Cutiejojopie 0
Don't worry I'm single for the holidays too lol
aboutagirl_17 0
ehh that sucks :| but why would anyone care if your single or together for christmas you have FAMILY(: aha
o0HonestlyNow0o 0
YDI for letting the world know how lonely you are.
sumdizzyfoo 0
ahahaha classic "What?!?! You like me! GOOD cause no one else does AND I'M SO DESPERATE!!!" In my head, when you do this, you have your face raised to the heavens, arms out and fists clenched. Screamed at the top of your lungs like a pubescent fan boy falling short of Leonidas, the finally is drawn out as is the me, and its slightly ascending in tone. Oh. and your wearing a red vest and one of those fuggin retarded elf hats. And the ears. Btw. #18 what fuggin business hires autistic, or any mentally challenged person, to a direct customer interaction position. Turrets...maybe, but he didn't scream **** ass, now did he?
ilockerinvites 0
send an email to [email protected] if you want an invitation to Lockerz.com, a site where you can get free stuff like game systems, itouch, ipods. ect. NO BULLSHIT
f_alltheirlives 3
Sorry, the site messed up, was gonna reply to someone else
jipgroove 0
They way it was worded is a fail, "After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number." This clearly states that she was asking for "HIS" number. Unless he worded it wrong, which he probably did, is a fail worth considering. FYL!
kolKatay 0
She probably did want your number till you started shouting about never being asked out...
TheOtherNewest1 6
YDI for shouting that out to the store. And for assuming she meant YOUR number. You're a ******* sales clerk, not a speed dating participant.
Raymab67 0
Oi why is everyone so mean to people and especially that guy?? Like for some people they are really lonely and stuff so when a girl ask then for there number they'd think there asking him out not for the store number. Also why insult people because they use word like "u" and "h8" like what is this site called people ?? FML In the end im awesome bruh, laters ;P
lovely_lady_712 0
LMAO! why would u shout that out?!?!