Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
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Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
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stevenJB 25
Wonder how some people consider themselves parents. :/ you could've been really hurt
horsesaboveppl 9
I would be worried about the dog too
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Comments (68)
CRC_101 31
Really, it sounds like she saw you weren't injured, and judging by no mention of injuries, you weren't injured in reality, either. The dog could very well be old or fragile, and regardless of health, if a dog is actually falling down stairs, I'd be concerned too. Like other people have said, a dog can't take care of itself very well, but unless you have a serious injury, you're as good as your mom would be in easing the pain of any bumps or bruises.
revolution4ever 14
Do you fall down the stairs that often?
BobNocoo 4
Saw this on ifunny.
ashjo 12
Karma will bite her in the ass don't worry... But I'm so sorry your mom is that type of person..
profoundkisses 18
Oh SCHNAP
stevothedevo 25
OMG TODO IS HURT... Oh never mind, it's just my child.
lilny5613 10
I warned you bout those stairs man, I told you dawg!
anoynomus15 4
just proves how much your mom loves you. maybe its a harsh-love situation between u and ur mom. i guess maybe she loves you deep inside.
vanessa09865 23
oh wow, i love my dog but dogs are so resilient. Your mom should have been more concerned about you
Whathefuck02 8
I hate dogs. And now i hate you're mum.what bitch cares more about a mutt than her daughter. You could have died. Has she not watched Eastenders? Sorry OP