Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, after I bashed my head into the wall behind me yesterday and knocked myself flat while flinging my head back to get my hair in a ponytail, it still hurts, so I went to hospital. Yep, skull fracture with a slight inward depression. I might need surgery. FML
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Top comments
MGSPOP 1
Am I the only one who has noticed that most parents on FML are really effed up? but sucks,fyl.
SadIife 6
You have quite some caring parents. Hopefully you didn't get hurt to badly.
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Comments (53)
SadIife 6
You have quite some caring parents. Hopefully you didn't get hurt to badly.
BRLHP 24
So did the wall get hurt?
humorizer 14
My parents did pretty much the same thing when I informed them that my car was rear ended. "Oh no! Is the car damaged badly?!"
sunnyt 5
Parents of the year award.
awagh666 14
Head injury = 1 or 2 painkillers Wall damage = $ 500 Do the math...
zachherbert 10
Did you apologize to the wall?
Quinn32 16
If the OP is okay enough to go post it on FML then they need to quit whining that their parents didn't baby them.
LonelyIslander1 5
34- Are you dumb OP may have posted this at a later date and parents should always make sure their child is ok first.
LonelyIslander1 5
Are you dumb? Sorry
MGSPOP 1
Am I the only one who has noticed that most parents on FML are really effed up? but sucks,fyl.
igive 29
Well it wouldn't make sense if an FML went like "today my dad gave me 100 dollars. FML."
hutch66 13
Stuff like that is what makes FML funny though.
harrystylesfan69 5
6- Well, he usually gives me 200 so.......
zachherbert 10
21-you poor thing! He's just being a selfish bastard, holding out on you.. You deserve better!
simsgirlgem 25
That's nothing my mom broke her door three years ago to her bedroom and yelled I broke it a few days ago because I was ranting how she eaten the last poptart which I didn't do I think my mother is going seanile
desidude 0
Suxs to be you mate, FYL! Hope u feel better.
exleonhart 0
Hope you stop saying mate in every ****** post
vocaloidtiger 12
Ouch. Ouch in more than one way.
reddudeover 2
4 - Ouch in that soft place where you thought mommy and daddy loved you.
exleonhart 0
Yes... Say ouch like it's sexy.
Rowdey 10
Yeah! In your butthole!
draklin300 3
sounds like a person problem that calls for a family meeting
ICastillo 25
Well having to repair a hole in the wall can be pretty expensive...
ash1rose 11
I'm pretty sure repairing someone's head is far more expensive and the lasting damage could be greater than just a monetary loss.
nado13579 12
^ Fixing walls cost a crapload of money. OP would probably just need pills to get better.
skullofdarkness 18
People heal, walls don't.
reddudeover 2
This sounds like something Daniel tosh would do. Run you over with his car and be mad if you scuffed his paint job. lol
LonelyIslander1 5
9- He would then proceed to make you pay with sexual favors. Jk
Inferring 7
Sadly, my parents do that too..
OneLoveOneLove 0
I feel your pain
4111610 0
Wooooww that's so messed up well at least you might be alright!