Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
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Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML
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Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
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Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
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stevenJB 25
Wonder how some people consider themselves parents. :/ you could've been really hurt
horsesaboveppl 9
I would be worried about the dog too
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Comments (68)
FlyingPie 17
That's ruff.
ShioriTsumi 13
I don't want to be negative, but...if a dog fell down the stairs, they could more than possibly seriously injured or killed. Humans tend to be tougher than animals, so, if you're still pretty young (but not a child) odds are good you'll survive to get up and do it again. You may be sore, and in pain, but you're still alive, and the dog likely would have died. And some people are that sentimental about their pets. That said, I AM sorry you fell down the stairs, and hope you're alright.
SadGirl18 16
I don't think she fell for it.
jem970 19
I feel your pain OP. I am extremely clumsy and fall up and down the stairs quite often. If I do all I hear is "Jessica fell down the stairs again!" from the other room... FML....
AlexiAwesome 10
Make sure it's the dog next time, then swoop in & save the day. You will forever win your mother's love.
Rahii_nami 10
oh uh..... :D :D
Rahii_nami 10
..dont be mad at her....sometimes parents act like that ..its normal .. so when she saw u were fine she just walked away.... dont take it serious ....... :) ...
subtulescence_fml 4
You should've chosen a higher price, and keep it to sell it on ebay if nobody wanted it ...
lambda_fml 40
your mother Came running...you made your mother Cum?
MDNative 6
so much for a caring and nurturing mother