Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
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Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML
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Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
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Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
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stevenJB 25
Wonder how some people consider themselves parents. :/ you could've been really hurt
horsesaboveppl 9
I would be worried about the dog too
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Comments (68)
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I wish I could give you a beer OP, I've got some colder than your mom's heart.
Nikkitaria 9
Here's to hoping she walked away because she saw you weren't hurt.
ironichalibut 24
How dare you make her think her precious dog was hurt. Cats fall down stairs, but they pull it off like pros.
Megan639 16
I hate parents who are obsessed with animals
Jharrist89 12
Well at least you know where you stand in your house. Sorry op..
SaxophoneHero 12
Judging by OP's fall down the stairs, standing is something he/she has trouble with.
interesting33 36
I suppose it is because she assumes you will be alright and able to take care of yourself - although accidents do happen :( But the dog wouldn't be able to look after itself if it got hurt. Still sucks though.
simsgirlgem 25
wow your mom is cruel my mom loves our weenie dog andy but she says if he ever tears my foot open again he's off to the pound
Mifflicious 18
Hopefully she doesn't mean that, otherwise I wouldn't say she loves the dog at all.
onorexveritas 23
wow, some mom you got there
RoseBlack123 37
Some parents... don't deserve to be parents.
noobsatin 19
Haha. that dog better be an expensive show dog.
bethluvsyou 15
Even had it been, it shouldn't be rated over her own flesh and blood.