Intimacy: Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to... - FML

By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada

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Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

Monday 7 December 2009 2:40

those nightmares must suck balls! heh heh

perdix 29

Monday 7 December 2009 2:50

Whatever you do, don't go see "The Nutcracker!" You'll have another nightmare and completely crush your 'nads!

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icanspellgud 0

Monday 7 December 2009 9:53

/slow clap

misha1995 0

Monday 7 December 2009 12:36

Dude, you can't start a slow clap at any time and expect everyone to join in.

chalkrocks 0

Monday 7 December 2009 16:10

You deserve it for using internet explorer.

bexox 0

Monday 7 December 2009 20:12

Nah... you just got your man-riod! Congrats!

Kingdutch 3

Monday 7 December 2009 20:23

This was supposed to be a reply to the happy sacks guy =| Anyway, that's painfull... and I see some interesting stories in the comments :')

ceebies 0

Monday 7 December 2009 20:33

sad.... very sad

ChaceGold 0

Monday 7 December 2009 21:45

I felt that when I read it, sucks 4 u

MissSmiley613 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:09

Hahaha! This totally just made my day! Thank you&YDI! :D

lalasha 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:04

dude that is rough

Sparkiee93 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:24

I'm a girl and I shuttered then shook a little xD

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Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:05

ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha...

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