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those nightmares must suck balls! heh heh
are you even human to need to ask why someone would have their hands down their pants?
u walk with a limp. cuz ur an old school PIMP
well i guess then that must be (puts on sunglasses) a pain in the balls
OP merely squeezed his walking stress balls! Those things follow him wherever he goes!
a bit extreme isnt it
Male genitalia, the new stress balls to squeeze.
eeeeugghhhh gave me the shivers!!!!
Ouch, no sexy time for you, huh?
thats got to hurt but why did u go to sleep with ur hands in your pants.??!?!?!?!?!!
Yeah.. that! why?! are you so boring when you play with yourself that you fell asleep doing it? no wonder you don't get laid ;p
Why is everyone so confused about his hand being down this pants? Either his hand was cold (your crotch is like, the warmest part of your body) or he was really tired while jacking off and fell asleep in the middle of it (I'm a chick and it happens to me, and it's happened to my boyfriend, it's not that weird, it happens when you're really effin' tired), or he jacked off and didn't move his hand right away and fell asleep. OR he had and itch and didn't totally move his hand? Orrr he's like me and occasionally just sticks his hands down there because it's comfy and warm.
Whatever you do, don't go see "The Nutcracker!" You'll have another nightmare and completely crush your 'nads!
win
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Show it anyway...
or your snow globes
ydi for being a filthy male
ouch that must ha- WAIT WHAT THE ****? WHY DID YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS IN YOUR PANTS WHEN YOU FELL ASLEEP?!?!?!
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those nightmares must suck balls! heh heh
Whatever you do, don't go see "The Nutcracker!" You'll have another nightmare and completely crush your 'nads!