FML : Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares...

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ballhugger - / Sunday 6 December 2009 20:42 / Canada

Intimacy

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By hXcsoccerplaya | 0

#707970 - Monday 7 December 2009 02:40

those nightmares must suck balls! heh heh

By perdix | 29

#707989 - Monday 7 December 2009 02:50

Whatever you do, don't go see "The Nutcracker!" You'll have another nightmare and completely crush your 'nads!

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By hXcsoccerplaya | 0

#707970 - Monday 7 December 2009 02:40

those nightmares must suck balls! heh heh

Kingdutch | 3

#708986 - Monday 7 December 2009 08:20

Win

canesul | 0

#868764 - Thursday 18 February 2010 02:04

why the hell did you have your hands in your pants

icall_BS | 0

#887975 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 08:07

This is painful to read. I usually wake up with my hands down my pants and a wet stain.

vtsocks | 2

#970777 - Tuesday 30 March 2010 01:04

are you even human to need to ask why someone would have their hands down their pants?

YDImate | 0

#987751 - Monday 3 May 2010 02:42

u walk with a limp. cuz ur an old school PIMP

MetallicaRules19 | 4

#1425563 - Sunday 19 September 2010 06:46

well i guess then that must be (puts on sunglasses) a pain in the balls

ddlovatolover | 23

#5649279 - Thursday 29 August 2013 04:08

OP merely squeezed his walking stress balls! Those things follow him wherever he goes!

By numzeh | 0

#707973 - Monday 7 December 2009 02:41

a bit extreme isnt it

ddlovatolover | 23

#5708107 - Tuesday 8 October 2013 11:09

Male genitalia, the new stress balls to squeeze.

By bubbles94 | 0

#707979 - Monday 7 December 2009 02:43

Oh...damn.... That's horrible... FYL

7myname7 | 0

#1009865 - Friday 28 May 2010 04:36

eeeeugghhhh gave me the shivers!!!!

By Starfire22 | 5

#707982 - Monday 7 December 2009 02:43

Ouch, no sexy time for you, huh?

By dontizzle | 0

#707985 - Monday 7 December 2009 02:44

thats got to hurt but why did u go to sleep with ur hands in your pants.??!?!?!?!?!!

marc_with_a_c | 3

#708083 - Monday 7 December 2009 03:34

Yeah.. that! why?! are you so boring when you play with yourself that you fell asleep doing it? no wonder you don't get laid ;p

caticaticati | 3

#708522 - Monday 7 December 2009 12:14

Why is everyone so confused about his hand being down this pants? Either his hand was cold (your crotch is like, the warmest part of your body) or he was really tired while jacking off and fell asleep in the middle of it (I'm a chick and it happens to me, and it's happened to my boyfriend, it's not that weird, it happens when you're really effin' tired), or he jacked off and didn't move his hand right away and fell asleep. OR he had and itch and didn't totally move his hand? Orrr he's like me and occasionally just sticks his hands down there because it's comfy and warm.