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Today, I'm on vacation and stupidly bought the cheapest sunblock I could find. Instead of protecting my skin, the sunblock acted as a damn lightning rod for the sun, and I now look like I just spent a few hours on a spit-roast. FML
Today, I'm on vacation and stupidly bought the cheapest sunblock I could find. Instead of protecting my skin, the sunblock acted as a damn lightning rod for the sun, and I now look like I just spent a few hours on a spit-roast. FML
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Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, I went on a camping trip with my friends, but forgot to bring sunscreen. I spent the entire day outside and ended up with a severe sunburn all over my body. The pain is unbearable and I can't even move without yelping as if I was slowly being cooked in an air fryer. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, my new bikini must be cheap as shit because I tanned nicely where I put on sunscreen, but where I didn’t apply it under the bikini I’ve gotten super red sunburn on my butt, my lady bits, and my boobs. My nipples look like the ends of red felt tip pens. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
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Ruskiy_Cherep 18
U sure it was sunblock you bought and not tanning lotion?
Magnoxidans 19
That's really dangerous - even though a product is cheap it should still do the job it claims to do, may just not have fragrances, nice texture, etc. I'd report it to the relative governing body!
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phantspant 11
FIIIIIIRST
lightningclicks 24
seems like you're going to get ROASTED when you go back home haha ha... yeah that wasn't funny..
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Yeah, that was a shitty joke. By the way OP, I'm speaking as a horrifically pale girl when I say never ever ever ever go for the cheap sunblock. It only makes it worse. Better to spend more and be protected than spend less and look like a bloody slab of meat.
Dale_shackleford 13
You are the exception, most people do fine with cheap sun screen. But you should still stick to at least recognized sunscreen brands and not white mystery goo at the gas station.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I have never met a person who does fine with cheap sunblock or I wouldn't have said anything, but judging from OP's story he must be an exception too. Just giving a little tip from a super pale person to another person. Sorry to make a generalization but I assumed OP was the same as I am.
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
U sure it was sunblock you bought and not tanning lotion?
BananEnigma 24
I was thinking this, too. Most tanning lotions that are cheap are no better than rubbing cooking oil on your body, lol... (In my experience anyway).
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Someone is going to say that it's hard to mix up sunscreen and tanning oil, and let me tell you it's not. It's as easy as buying shampoo instead of conditioner. I've done it before and I might as well have covered myself in butter, rolled myself up in tinfoil and cooked myself like a baked potato because I burnt so bad.
Brandi_Faith 33
My thoughts exactly. The sunblock and suntan lotion bottles look identical. The bottles for the suntan lotion are pretty misleading and don't usually have "suntan lotion" in big bold letters. It's usually written in some small fancy font in the corner somewhere. Are you sure it wasn't suntan lotion you bought op?
Ayasha_fml 12
What's the difference between sunblock and lotion or oil? I don't go out much, so I almost never use any of the three, and the bottles don't say becauase they just assume everyone knows. Probably self explanatory in the names, but I want to be sure. I know the block prevents tans and burns.
mazor 22
Well, that's why you read the labels or description on the bottle. I see next fml: 'I drank a bottle of vodka cos it looked so similar to the water!'
mfmylifesrsly 29
It could have been sunscreen. I got banana boat sunscreen for cheap for a weekend trip at the beach. Put it on very often and BURNED. I got a second degree burn on my face. The first day we were there my friend didn't put on sunscreen and we were at the beach 6 hours and she didn't burn but got a nice tan. Second day she put on the sunscreen and we were at the beach an hour and she burned.
andrmac 25
As a ginger the worse sunblocks are Panama Jack and Banana Boat. The best is Coppertone and store brands that are based on Coppertone as in CVS, Rite Aid and Walgreens. Tanning oils should have an SPF rating and should have coconut oil as the natural sunscreen, and they should work if applied properly. However tanning oil with no SPF you may as well wear baby oil.
Magnoxidans 19
That's really dangerous - even though a product is cheap it should still do the job it claims to do, may just not have fragrances, nice texture, etc. I'd report it to the relative governing body!
Mathalamus 24
theres a government for sunblock?
writergirl1029 17
It falls under the FDA.
thegirlwhosays 22
It's probably out of date. Most people don't know that once sunblock is out of date it makes you burn faster then with out it. Always always check the date!
anonymous198913 26
The more expensive the sunblock, the better it works. I haven't heard of one like that. Sorry, OP
SecundusSecunda 27
More expensive does not equal better quality, though
MikaykayUnicorn 36
11, with sunblock, I've noticed that most the time, it does. Cheap sunblock, for me, is just like putting grease on my body. It doesn't protect from the sun at all. More expensive sunblocks tend to do the job, though.
anonymous198913 26
It didn't save my revision... I meant add that it's usually the case where more expensive is better. There are a few really expensive sunblocks that don't help that much, but cheap sunblock usually doesn't help, either. Sorry I was so unclear.
arano 29
Didn't you feel your skin burning? It's usually a sign to get out of the sun.
ImTheAlpha 30
Some people (like meeeeeeeee) can't tell the difference between simply being warmed up by the sun and actually being burned. I often only realize that I am now lobster when someone else is like "Dude you're a lobster now" or when I try to exist the next day.
KajjahWolfe 9
I get like that too. i don't care how much it costs, copper tone baby sunblock with 80 or more SPF is all that can keep me from blistering.
YFOS_fml 17
sounds like the Aussie sun!
Dale_shackleford 13
Close, AZ
flyingflies 36
I understand trying to save money and I'm truly sorry for you, but YDI. Protecting your skin should be at the top of your priorities. I have really light skin, a lot of small moles and a mother with a horrible rant ready about skin cancer (she used to work as a nurse, giving her the opportunity to see all kinds of illnesses), so I learnt that the sun can turn pretty quickly into your enemy.
Magnoxidans 19
Agreed: also, it's pretty easy to realise that you're burning (especially with fair skin), at which point OP should have questioned the product he used and gotten out if the sun!
Fairyjoshy 13
Not always easy.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I agree. I am super pale and never tan, I almost exclusively burn. I've even considered carrying an umbrella around to protect my skin, because doing so is important.
Brandi_Faith 33
I completely disagree 13. Op was making protecting their skin a priority hence buying the sunblock. And although in some cases more expensive equals better quality (like leather purses), this usually isn't the case with sunblock, as any other type of medical substance. You can buy the Advil bottle and think it'll work better, but the no name brand ibuprofen will actually work the exact same; this is because the ingredients are the same. Same with nose spray, cough medicine, and yes sunblock. They have the same types of ingredients (including spf) and therefore should've worked sufficiently enough to keep op from burning. Now the cheap bottle may not smell as nice or have as nice a texture due to the added non-medical ingredients, but the sunblock should've protected op from the sun. This is not op's fault and there's no reason why op shouldn't have thought that the cheaper sunblock would work.