Anubis94

About Anubis94

CT livin at the moment Environmental earth science major with minors in hydrology and mathanerics

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Today I started a new job, I found out that my employer doesn't follow the labour laws and my new co-workers are planning on reporting the owner of the company. The owner is my father, and I want to help them report him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 March 2017 18:00 / Canada - Westerose

Today, my stupid coworker informed the managers that there were no more kids' menus downstairs. Trusting her word, they ordered 3 full boxes. She then asked me where we kept them. We now have 12,000 kids menus to fold. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lissa - / Wednesday 14 September 2016 00:00 / United States - Baldwin

Today, two customers complained about the shitty service they received from my coworkers. I apologized and asked about the complaint. Their issues were legitimate and I promised to pass them on. They demanded to speak to my manager and my coworkers got in trouble. Now they think I'm a snitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 August 2016 12:40 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part: I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By damn you Ambien - / Wednesday 3 August 2016 05:48 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Crushgonewrong - / Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:42 / United States - Compton

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Work is a 4-letter word

Checking you out

The thumb strikes back

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Night owl

Santa Claus

Inception

I like your style

The Mixer

Mobility

Socialite

Up and coming moderator

It's in the can!

A new thumb

Consolation prize

50 favorites

What'ch'all looking at?

Judgmental

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Perfectionist

The return of the thumb

One more and it's business time

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja