Exhausted

By Anonymous - 28/04/2019 05:00 - United States - Saint Joseph

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Today, I made plans with my boyfriend for some "alone time" after work. I then stepped on some black ice in the parking lot, landed on my head, and got sent to the ER. Per protocol, until cleared by a specialist, I am not permitted to work. Or drive. Or drink. Or do anything "strenuous". FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 110
You deserved it 232

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TCRII 29

Let your boyfriend do all the strenuous stuff. You just relax and enjoy :-)

Comments

you can still have sex dude.. thats just not how a broken hand work

colderthanyou 15

Hahahahaha can you read? They said head, not hand

Head. Not hand. And yes, that’s exactly how it works.

TCRII 29

Let your boyfriend do all the strenuous stuff. You just relax and enjoy :-)

He could just sit by your bed and hold your hand.

randybryant799 20