Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
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Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Typical teacher.
brianjman14 23
Funny how hypocrisy works. Don't give detention. Just wake them up. YDI for falling asleep.
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Comments (140)
Fmlsea 28
what's a bet you will never live this down
WreckinEyez 0
I once fell asleep right next to the principal who was doing a sit in. All he did was wake me up and tell me I was snoring.
zander4310 5
The kid you gave detention is gonna give you detention now
CallMeBloo 31
He doesn't deserve detention. He deserves to lose his damn job. It's teachers like this guy who give the rest of us a bad name.
random1368 0
Karma's a bitch, bitch.
Mypjsareblue 4
Servers u right
mattrd_fml 31
How does one fall asleep while teaching?
djsammyc 19
now you feel our pain
KB503 15
It's teachers like you that tick me off
bleedingglitter 24
I know it sucks at get up at 6 Am, go to work all day, and then have to come home to grade papers but you have to remember your students are doing the same thing. They have homework for all their classes, studying for tests, and whatever after school or sports team they may be involved in. Just remember that next time you wake up a student.