Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I felt dizzy and light-headed. So I sat down at the top of my stairs calling my brother who was downstairs, for help because I was scared something was wrong with me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. When I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and he was still eating downstairs. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, while rushing to work, I tried eating a yogurt while walking. I tripped on absolutely nothing, flung the spoon behind me, and somehow launched the yogurt straight up. It landed squarely on my head, and it looked like a bird had shat on me. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, at work, I fainted and hit my head. When I told my boyfriend, he said, “Why does it matter?” FML
Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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amerwin 3
What flavor was it?
deformedsurf 0
Men shouldn't be eating yogurt anyway. He should be eating platefuls of bacon. That's the only excuse to let you fall, massive amounts of bacon!
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Comments (140)
sourgirl101 29
Was it the one that has the fruit on the bottom? Blueberry is the best!
artemisrox98 10
Blueberry AND strawberry together is the best.
mintcar 10
NO! Blackberry and pomegranate flavored yogurt is the best. :)
goldiefox 0
well it could of been good yogurt but still if he's going to get married he needs to be ready to drop what he's doing and get off his lazy ass! I still find it funny. but wait if you fainted how do you know he didn't help you up?
LAXgurlie28 0
Gurl,
goldiefox 0
are you saying "gurl" to me?
sallen0046 4
He's your husband, not your nurse. If he had time to spot you going down and chose not to take actions to prevent it, you most likely had time to sit down.
apocalyptica_fml 9
Conditions that cause you to faint/pass out are big deals. They are scary and much more important that yogurt. You don have time to sit down or even think because it happens rapidly. OP's husband should have have caught her, to a) to make sure she doesn't fall to hard and get injured and b) because it's usually a spouse's job to make sure there partner is okay. When people pass out with these conditions, they don't know it until they wake up, and they often go into shock after. If no one catches them, they can fall, hit something, and even cause some injuries. I know this from experience. I have a condition, like OP, that causes me to pass out, and it's always unexpected and scary.
green1eech 0
Stop fainting and this will never happen
goldiefox 0
haha good point! :D
green1eech 0
And to #43- he wasnt the one on the ground so she should get off her lazy ass
goldiefox 0
but she was the one who fainted. you know you can get seriously injured from fainting! what kind of heart do you people have?!
lovelyliz916 5
Yogurt, its delicious and nutritious!! :D
SleepyHead34 0
haha this "FML" actually made me laugh nice husband u got thr bwhahah (sarcasm btw) xD
Mister_Grinch 0
YDI For being ignorant enough to not realize you're about to faint. A normal person would get dizzy and nauseatic. Drama Kitteh, sheesh...
SassyOkie 9
They have a condition you ****. They don't know when it's going to happen