Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML
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Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I felt dizzy and light-headed. So I sat down at the top of my stairs calling my brother who was downstairs, for help because I was scared something was wrong with me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. When I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and he was still eating downstairs. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, while rushing to work, I tried eating a yogurt while walking. I tripped on absolutely nothing, flung the spoon behind me, and somehow launched the yogurt straight up. It landed squarely on my head, and it looked like a bird had shat on me. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, at work, I fainted and hit my head. When I told my boyfriend, he said, “Why does it matter?” FML
Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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amerwin 3
What flavor was it?
deformedsurf 0
Men shouldn't be eating yogurt anyway. He should be eating platefuls of bacon. That's the only excuse to let you fall, massive amounts of bacon!
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Comments (140)
Lacrosse00 0
Haha sucka to be you.
erika622 0
lmfao I would kick my husbands ass
rhm2084 1
maybe the yogurt was protecting him from fainting too
at0micmin3r 23
ydi for being selfish and self absorbed. wow, he didn't catch you, what is he, superman? Get over yourself
SassyOkie 9
Seriously?! She has a CONDITION and SHES a selfish bitch?! Go crawl back under your rock you moron
Isolated 7
maybe he didn't want to catch you because you are a fatass? go eat some yogurt.
SassyOkie 9
What a rude bitch you are. You have NO IDEA if OP is fat or not. STFU
Naanashakur 0
hahahahahahahahaha
trevorpucci 0
trust fall.
Toxictears 10
Wow everyones really gonna call her a Bitch for having a condition? Not her fault for fainting, so how is she selfish? Yea he prolly wouldn't have caught op in time before he realized what was going on, but that doesn't make her selfish.
Ugi 27
Priorities. That's always the important thing. Priorities.
404wan 19
you picked him.