Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I felt dizzy and light-headed. So I sat down at the top of my stairs calling my brother who was downstairs, for help because I was scared something was wrong with me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. When I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and he was still eating downstairs. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, while rushing to work, I tried eating a yogurt while walking. I tripped on absolutely nothing, flung the spoon behind me, and somehow launched the yogurt straight up. It landed squarely on my head, and it looked like a bird had shat on me. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, at work, I fainted and hit my head. When I told my boyfriend, he said, “Why does it matter?” FML
Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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amerwin 3
What flavor was it?
deformedsurf 0
Men shouldn't be eating yogurt anyway. He should be eating platefuls of bacon. That's the only excuse to let you fall, massive amounts of bacon!
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Comments (140)
rinasx 0
was it quality yogurt? rofl
AjaxF 0
Next time wait till he finishes his yogurt then do your thing!
imright24 0
Just because he's standing there, doesn't mean he knew what was happening in time to catch you. And I doubt he said he couldn't catch you because of the yogurt. That's your reasoning trying to make him look like an ass. YDI next time just for that.
klong91 7
what a selfish prick
lsk91 3
idk what's funnier: the actual fml or the comments xP
suckmyassitsmell 0
If you've fallen and you can't get up, you need life alert. Not a new husband. So stop your bitchin and do what needs to be done.
ixi_cloud_ixi 0
cant blame him. activia is the shit!
evilcartman 0
wow you married a real hero,ydi
amazinemo578 4
well, that's $1.29 worth of yougurt
Gummybears4life 0
Well was it Greek Gods yogurt? Can't blame him if it was... just kidding. It probably happened too fast for him to react so stop being so whiny.