Miscellaneous: Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering... - FML

By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 03:00

Today, I told my therapist that I read FML for relaxation and entertainment. She asked what FML is, then told me stop reading this website, as my life is bad enough, knowing other's experiences would actually increase my level of anxiety. FML

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#LurkerForLife

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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Don't overdo it, it's bad for you

By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

I agree, your life sucks 629

You deserved it 299

By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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Classic Redditor

By Bored - 05/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML

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You deserved it 736

FML brings solace

By Depresso - 24/07/2021 16:01

Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 18:00 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML

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By Kath - 08/02/2009 13:55 - Poland

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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You deserved it 15 484

By AKN - 29/01/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

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dani_fizzle 0

Monday 6 April 2009 4:48

how is that a fyl....

JN226 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:13

i agree with #13... but i still agree with you :)

RNorthlandLGB 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 1:30

#2....just go hide yourself

NekuSakuraba 0

Friday 24 April 2009 7:02

Your so right about that XD I was having a bad day, my friend send me this site...made me feel so much better by just reading the first post on the page!

eaglesfan761 0

Friday 24 April 2009 21:53

same here... F Our L's

Phoenyx_Fyre 9

Tuesday 6 December 2011 19:01

So we're all either pathetic or sadists...yay us

twilighter_644 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:38

i got braces and i thought my life sucked, but this makes me feel warm inside reading about other ****** up lives ;)

Rach_star 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:59

In a totally, unhealthy, messed up way. . . I Agree :)

twilighter_644 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:43

i got braces and i thought my life sucked, but this makes me feel warm inside reading about other ****** up lives ;)

rt523 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:29

haha :D

Nexus09 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:08

yeah i love reading these things too.. and im looking for reason why i should post hahahaha

hi5534 3

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:56

lol, dont we all?

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Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend's spider-infested shed where I refused to set foot, where he is constantly fixing the mower, bikes, or his car, is actually just a sound recording of power tools he plays so I won’t go down and disturb him. He has a TV, an Xbox, and a fridge in there. FML

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Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with the hot new girl I'm dating. It was raining and we had to park far from the entrance. As soon as we got out of my car, she started sprinting to get out of the rain. I ran to catch up and slipped on a metal plate, and did a reverse Superman onto my ass. FML

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Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me, but the only one I own has grey skulls printed on it. Yes, she took it anyway. FML

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Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

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Today, feeling like I needed to relax, I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished I went to put the tray outside not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room wearing happy face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

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