FML : Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML

Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML

I agree, your life sucks

That could've happened to me

By - / Thursday 27 December 2018 18:00 / United States - Floral Park

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By Madison Gliosci | 11

#7744161 - Friday 28 December 2018 1:26

Well now you have two things to be proud of

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7739801 - Tuesday 18 December 2018 20:27

No shame in that. Which one is it? You didn't add a user name to this one.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7739801 - Tuesday 18 December 2018 20:27

No shame in that. Which one is it? You didn't add a user name to this one.

By Madison Gliosci | 11

#7744161 - Friday 28 December 2018 1:26

Well now you have two things to be proud of

By inappropes | 28

#7744170 - Friday 28 December 2018 1:59

same here. and they erased a few I had when they updated the site awhile ago as well lol.

By Burle | 15

#7744191 - Friday 28 December 2018 3:04

Right on, the secret to happiness is lowered expectations

EmDizzle2007 | 24

#7744192 - Friday 28 December 2018 3:13

-hears the jingle in my head-

By bl3ur0z3 | 15

#7744197 - Friday 28 December 2018 3:38

Congrats! You got another one :)

By whiskey'swino | 11

#7744234 - Friday 28 December 2018 7:34

Take the time, take the risks if it matters so much.

By John Croasdell | 4

#7744628 - Saturday 29 December 2018 0:19

Are you Richard Pencil?

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