Miscellaneous: Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering... - FML

By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 03:00

Today, I told my therapist that I read FML for relaxation and entertainment. She asked what FML is, then told me stop reading this website, as my life is bad enough, knowing other's experiences would actually increase my level of anxiety. FML

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#LurkerForLife

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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Don't overdo it, it's bad for you

By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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Classic Redditor

By Bored - 05/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML

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FML brings solace

By Depresso - 24/07/2021 16:01

Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 18:00 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML

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By Kath - 08/02/2009 13:55 - Poland

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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By AKN - 29/01/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

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thesupershay99 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 6:46

Mlia best place ever

appleboxes12 12

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:14

Are you ******* serious this is what FML is for you idiot

AwsumShyGuy 12

Friday 31 August 2012 22:00

that's the joke

lyss44 0

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:54

Me too :D

mmily007 3

Wednesday 24 October 2012 11:17

Omfg so do especially during my nightly insomnia and self loathing routine!

kalynnepointer 7

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:28

I do all the time.

starfoxx64 6

Friday 28 December 2012 10:17

Meeee too

StingRay_RZA 16

Sunday 6 January 2013 20:00

HOW PATHETIC!! Is your life that meaningless that you have to read about other people's misery to feel better about your miserable shallow pointless... yeah ok who am I kidding so do I!!! I think it's most likely what everyone who visits this site does too...

Justice_Beaver 13

Friday 19 April 2013 5:25

I think that's everyone.

poor_gurll1198 17

Tuesday 3 September 2013 11:53

It's okay, me too.

ProtoPrime 7

Monday 9 December 2013 22:27

That's why someone told me to join this site: So i could laugh at other people's problems :/

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Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML

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Today, my twelve year-old son thought it would be a good idea to relentlessly shoot the mail truck with a paintball gun in front of all the neighbors. FML

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Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML

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Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML

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Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML

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Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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