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By B-Man - 11/12/2009 21:55 - Canada

Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

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By Schrewt - 24/01/2010 08:50 - France

Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML

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Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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akiranozaki 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:42

That's actually kind of hysterical. Now that I've stopped laughing some, I suggest you sleep on ground level from now on, and consider yourself lucky that all you got out of the deal was a headache.

some_girl9 8

Saturday 12 December 2009 3:12

OUCH! Be grateful you woke up at all! FYL

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pinktiger 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:41

LOL 1st

Secret_Fire_King 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:41

Those dreams of falling... were not dreams...

wiggz1990 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 18:10

WTF ??? are u seriously telling me u fell from about 10 feet high and u didn't wake up at the time ???

DrFuzzyPickles 9

Saturday 22 September 2012 4:43

Naturally, if the human body senses danger (such as falling from a height) the inhabitant of the body should immediately be woken.

nnnntr 17

Thursday 24 July 2014 2:07

But if you get knocked out you won't remember falling

akiranozaki 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:42

That's actually kind of hysterical. Now that I've stopped laughing some, I suggest you sleep on ground level from now on, and consider yourself lucky that all you got out of the deal was a headache.

ccathleen_ 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:48

That seems like a probably consequence to your actions.

xiaoxaio 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 15:42

Zzz-OH SHIT!-Zzz

zac2012 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:50

lol, ouch

FMLjudge007 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:51

hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

cerebellum_fml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:56

The tree was pissed off at you for building a fort on it. You live in ontario? damn you must have froze.

B_Foxy 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 2:07

You would've froze, I call this one a fake.

originalusername_fml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 2:14

uh maybe he had a SLEEPING BAG? i go camping a lot, during all the seasons. all i sleep in is a flimsy tent and a sleeping bag, and my clothing. i've camped in places where night temperature was around -30 degrees. it is definitely possible.

whthapendlstnght 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 4:35

its not that cold in ontario

ReyEr9412 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 1:46

Depends on what time of year......

originalusername_fml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 1:59

that is AWESOME. well, the part about camping out in your tree house. maybe you should uh, put a door or something?

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 2:10

...or sleep inside...in a bed, like normal people. ..what are you, 9?

grrrarrrg2 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 6:09

maybe he is?

CheerQueen13 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 4:32

Im thinking like, 5?

theSman 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 2:22

the weather all around ontario lately has been completely horrible, I find it hard to believe you would even consider sleeping in a treehouse

some_girl9 8

Saturday 12 December 2009 3:12

OUCH! Be grateful you woke up at all! FYL

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