FML : Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into...

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Joplin / Monday 13 September 2010 19:33 / United Kingdom

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By deafeningsilence | 8

#1400727 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:09

BOOM HEADSHOT (sorry if this was posted more than once..)

By unmadebed | 0

#1400731 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:12

pow right in the kisser.=]

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By jsmith16 | 0

#1400692 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:03

damn yo that sucks.

imaginaryvoice | 18

#1400769 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:22

You probably accidently pressed the "deploy" button on the remote. It happens.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1401026 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 12:26

yes this happened to me except I pressed the ejector seat on my unicorn

yeeder1 | 0

#1401059 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 12:34

LOL 26

KingDingALing | 9

#1401097 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 12:43

OP- You deserve it...so suck one...

acccccccc | 1

#1401197 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 12:59

26 that sounds like it happens often to you...

marlaineeeee | 0

#1401492 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 02:01

HAHAHAHAH!! FYL OP. but that is seriously funny as helllll!

SLKBlack96 | 5

#1401615 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 02:44

I thought it was going to say "and crushed the remote."

psuboy | 0

#1401772 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 03:05

ydi for programing your lazy boy to your universal remote

PimpdaddyCJT | 13

#1401861 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 03:26

26 is badass

LoganBballin16 | 0

#1402052 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 04:25

Boom Headshot!! haha jk op that sucks but I want to know how it happened.. the way you typed it leaves much to question..

MyChemical_fml | 0

#1402216 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 05:21

To the face, to the face! Ahahah.. Tjeb is awesome :D.

rallets | 22

#1402227 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 05:25

in the face, IN THE FACE!!!

By Annihilator | 0

#1400699 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:05

YDI! o(^▽^)o

FootballFreak4 | 3

#1402327 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 05:54

cus he said so

bean_dip21 | 0

#1402730 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 07:39

What is this, Disney Channel? BLAM!

By roaminginsomniac | 0

#1400703 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:06

That's gotta hurt.

By deafeningsilence | 8

#1400709 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:07

haha owww...

By deafeningsilence | 8

#1400727 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:09

BOOM HEADSHOT (sorry if this was posted more than once..)

By YupImBack | 0

#1400729 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:09

Dumbass..... all I gotta say.

Annihilator | 0

#1400781 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:23

From the looks of it you're one too.

xWTF_FML_FTWx | 0

#1400999 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 12:21

HAHAHA LOLROFLLMAO at #13

By unmadebed | 0

#1400731 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:12

pow right in the kisser.=]

someblackguy | 3

#1401078 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 12:39

lmfaooo

rallets | 22

#1402243 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 05:28

lmao ahh i remember that from american dad

shona_fml | 0

#1402439 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 06:19

actually that's from family guy...

By Poepiepiesie | 3

#1400737 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:14

Ydi for completely missing looney tunes and not being aware of those hidden dangers.

KaptainKupkake | 1

#2974953 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:39

Hahaha, Looney Toons taught me the dangers of life.

By FFML_314 | 11

#1400746 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:16

Recliners are evil. Very evil. I would get rid of that chair, while you still can.

By jkgfdxb | 0

#1400784 - Monday 13 September 2010 11:25

at least you didn't get a busted lip or black eye

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