Take the hint

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 01:59

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Today, my boyfriend has spent all morning claiming there’s nothing to do when it’s raining outside. Sex is always an option, but he’s missed all my hints, including stripping naked and kissing him, because he thought I was on my way to get a shower instead of trying to fuck him. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Why are you hinting instead of using your words?

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Don't hint, just flat out tell him next time. He'd probably like it.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Why are you hinting instead of using your words?

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1known 30

Because getting naked is not enough???

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

You get naked for showers. Which is what he thought was happening.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Don't hint, just flat out tell him next time. He'd probably like it.

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randybryant799 20

Here's a thought. Maybe you could actually talk to him.

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RichardPencil 30

I think he's sending you a pretty strong hint, too.

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bobsanction 18

Have you tried telling him you want to have sex? Ambiguity has no room in the bedroom. Learn to communicate.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe the fact that he thought you needed a shower explains why he wasn't in the mood. If you smell bad, nothing else matters.

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human3rr0r 6

i feel you 100% that sucks i’m sorry

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benjamn 24

Guys, myself included are dense when it comes to romance/sex. We need to be dealt with bluntly. We don' get hints or clues.

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clair_brodie 35

Did you maybe actually say words instead of just hints?

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