By lonely - 23/08/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML
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TheRealBruce 12

Well at least the pussy Is using it oh I'm sorry I'm nasty

You might want to try to hide them better!


You might want to try to hide them better!

Yeah hide it before they poke holes in them...

HowAreYouToday 34

I didn't know my cat was into s&m, but when I saw the torn up condom, I figured it out

At least the condoms have been getting some pussy.

Obviously they're biting and clawing holes in them so that they can have a little baby to play with!

missmurderx 8

You don't need to keep them within reach, stop fooling yourself, OP.

OP should try to get the other kind of pussy

#43, Id imagine it would be harder to find someone if she went lesbian actually, since most people she likes probably wouldn't even like her gender, no mind her.

43 - OP is a girl. She puts HER condoms on her PARTNER's penis. -.-

MichellinMan 20


iluvboobies 9

101, the moment a penis touches your vulva you have the chance of getting pregnant. Dumbass.

StopDropNRoll 11

101 did you hear about the guy who didn't use a condom. Well the girl didn't let him pull out. Check it out one of the top rates fmls

fakeaccountX 6

You mean you don't use your leftover condoms as balloon animals?

I thought he was going to say "the cat chewed u the condom I used o n a girl... now she is going to have my baby"

At least they know how to use protection right? And good job trying to hide it from your cats...

TheRealBruce 12

Well at least the pussy Is using it oh I'm sorry I'm nasty

lorenzoman77 7

Well at least you've used them... :'(

Haha tht was funny. Now u can tell ur friends u got ur condoms in a pussy!!

IBeBlazin 0

Lol ops condoms are getting more pussy than he is hahaha.

kameryn25 3
lindseyluvszac 4
oops_im_fucked 8

What r u talking about? They were destroyed!

iAintEvenMad 0

At least*. Congratulations, you my friend, have been trolled. U mad bro?

shake_my_head 2

oh so the pussy destroyed it....

eminemchick 19
dat_boy 3

Atleast they were still used by a pussy!

derecteevee 1

go out and buy some fire and ice, see what happens when they find those

I would leave it out on purpose just to see the reaction. That would be priceless.